"There is one other thing. And the 1 Time Tony didnt. Maybe the apples were bad? Ned suggests. Sherlocked_for_life, bonewicks, nezukoo_chaann, ShiningYUKY, Wizardpuppy, abfff, oceaangold, MatSha, Snailien, Stars_Above027, Sami_rose, ilovedorloveyou, Liuforest13, NeedlePointToxin, Lanceylance17, GriffinGamer, aslitheryprinx, BisexualVampire, EddieThe_NPC, Idunnoaname, Darkangel1021, Caramell20, Konen, Danaja, reganieeeeee, Poppinpippin, Idkman_193k, WynteryMess, emlovestoread, Mushly, katzenfreundin, Coralilith7, VeryCanoli, froggyartistry, luv_baek, Schnapple, Blue_Stay, Unofficial_Uchiha, Has0, caffinejustcaffine, zenjah, Digital_Graphite, hiding_with_dabi, Snowykitten127, MiraLoves2Read, Ealejandre_0406, casein, Quail_Quilts, Gues, Bess_Vennet, and 6469 more users We were playing superheroes and we needed to pack the supplies to take with us cus we had to go fight the bad guys in space., Shed been stockpiling stuff for the last couple days in the treehouse, Peter goes on, so she was just tossing everything down for me to put in the bag. Tony goes on a hunt for the kid. Im calling.. Tony is there to help him start to fit again. Oh, crap!, Peter flung himself off the building, making a beeline for the fallen Captain America. !, His friend shrugs. "Your pathetic ass excuse of a son tormented my son about saying he has an internship at Stark Industries, which he does as my personal intern, and the one day," Tony holds up one finger, "that my son finally says that he doesn't need your son to believe him, your son decides it's okay to break my sons nose, two of his ribs, repeatedly hit his head into his locker so much that he was bleeding and my son's locker has red streaks down it, and my son can no longer hear. Peter didnt carehe only cared about keeping the enemies distracted from realizing that they had perfectly good bait practically wrapped up with a bow on top in the form of an unconscious super soldier half-buried in rubble. Nico couldn't stand being at camp so he left. Tony, now on the phone, hears the nurses next breakdown very clearly. With a disbelieving snort, she walks off on the path to the right. He just hadnt known that bad news dressed up in red, white, and blue. You were the one that did this! One might say that the narrator is not that smart because they keep saying dangerously but it intent true. Peter was sure. Mr. Peter scoffs. Peter wants to say that he is, hes trying, but his brain and his mouth arent cooperating. Unfortunately, things dont always go as planned. He must genuinely be dreaming or something. The news report changes back to Jameson, standing on the bridge with police cars circled behind him, lights flashing. whats up kid? Thats the fic. His brow is scrunched, frown turning down the edges of his lips, but his eyes are open. Im right here you know, Peter mutters, sticking his head in the frame. Fingers are in his mouth, urgently sweeping the rest of the sick out and clearing his airway. tip: "sherlock (tv)" m/m NOT "sherlock holmes/john watson". So he was bleeding out in an alley and unable to stand up. "Well why can't Peter Parker tell me that for himself?" Peter Parker One Shots Fanfiction. Hey, Karen! He called out as he stepped off the roof of the skyscraper hed stopped on. Big deal! Fine. Machine gun fire opened a split second after he moved, spraying the apartment building wall with bullets. Ned raised his hand. Its a common pesticide used in farming, but it reacted pretty badly with your mutated DNA. He sighs heavily. But here are a few faves: After being hit by a car, Peter is admitted to hospital and reconnects with someone from his childhood. His vision blurred, and a cry of pain escaped him, as the taser was pressed to his side, once again. 11. Im texting Bruce. Peter glances over to the man who, contrary to what Ned said looked bored out of his mind. Ned nodded. It helps a little, but still feels like not enough. You got me out.. "Yes, that would be wise. Don't go to sleep, okay Spider-Man. Dont want that happening again. Hes ready to prove hes not just some kid. You can call me Peter if you want Mr. Sr. Police-Man Jake Peralta." He shook himself mentally. Also Flash is an ass. Not anymore., Yeah, tell that to your lungs, Ned scoffs, but Peter can see the underlying fear in his friends eyes. He was sure hed only been asleep a short while, and it was Saturday, so he didnt have to work today. Visiting her friend.. If you lose your case, you will be sent to a Juvenile Detention Center for two years, the you will carry out the rest of your sentence in prison." Think Ill go do some inventory reports, Once Tony is out of sight and the door shuts behind him, Peter tugs down the mask for a second. Im coming. And no matter how hard he tries to keep these things from the Avengers, they're always going to find out. "I know it's real. Flash's mouth hung open. Kid, were cut off for now. (Or, five times Tony makes Peter sit out on a mission + one time the tables are turned. That one time-Peter was sitting next to Ned working on the worksheet that the new teacher had given them. His insides twist and he feels sick. She uses a stethoscope to listen to his chest for a few moments and seems to approve of whatever shes hearing. He felt his nose break. You're the one who hurt Peter. Too bad you dont have laser vision or somethingwe could roast the corn. He gasps suddenly. The Thompson's were a well known and very respected family. I'm doing this instead of studying for my history final. The footage cuts out for a moment, and Jameson reappears, looking solemn. kind of embarrassing he thought as he made another failing attempt at pushing the giant slab of rock off of him. A few minutes later, they were going over the sheet and Peter kept his eyes on the sheet so he didn't read lips to get this exchange. Crisp air, sweet smell of corn, ankle-deep mud he trails off. Chapter 16 Jake flinches. She grabbed Peter's phone and followed the two into the nurses office. "Give me everything you have." "Karen's last signal was at 3.07am. Captain America is hurt, Peter told the medic, jabbing a finger in the direction of the two Avengers. Again." "Um, Peter. Hey man, he croaks out. His eyes are open and hes staring straight at Tony. He puts two of the apples in the pocket of his hoodie and sticks the other between his teeth to free his hands so he can re-zip the backpack. In the past few days, the Macchina di Kadavus had gone missing, the Book of Cagliostro had been stolen, and New York City was in the middle of a city-wide blackout. "What's for dinner mom?" Any, like, alien tech or something?, Karen was silent for a moment before speaking. Jake started to put his cuffs on so Rosa took over. he groaned and gasped as he began to sob. he needed to get out there and fight, to help. Do you know any good fics where Peter is disoriented from either being hurt or sick? Pretty sure we established that when you puked in a corn maze. Everything was blurry. The mugger was webbed to the wall and Peter was laying on the ground. Spider-Man dies to ravioli.. His breath hitches and tears slide down his cheeks. Shit. Taking this one step at a time bySparrowFlight246. Jake laughed. Wait, you dont have laser vision, do you? Hey, put me back on the Avengers comm, wouldya? As soon as he heard the audio switch from the background to the foreground, he spoke up again. I'm Jake Peralta. Peter stares at him with genuine interest, the fever flushed high on his cheeks. "Rosa call an ambulance! All the Devils are Here by @yellowdistress. Uh, because Peter has his head slammed against the lockers so much, he appears to have lost his hearing. Peter didnt go to Manhattan very oftenusually only to visit the Avengers Tower whenever he received an invitation, which wasnt often. Hold still for a second., Peter got his hands under the rock and pulled upwards with almost all his might. What does Captain America not have that you dont? Ill go, uh, find a medic, Peter said awkwardly before rising to his feet. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. What had changed in the span of twenty-four hours? He had called him 'sweetheart'. his voice became raspy as he called out for him. But he had a great weekend, he was really confident, and he broke Cap's record for bench pressing. So for the first time, I'm participating in a fandom challenge! Hey, there he is, Mr. Starks face appears in front of him, blocking the white light, thank God, then Mays face is next to his, blurry and hazy but its them and thats nice. Peter had assumed it was some little science project that was supposed to improve his web-shooter fluid or something, but Mr. Stark had sent him an address in lower Manhattan with instructions to come in his suit. He, uhdoesnt have insurance? Ned tries again. Michelles voice comes over the speaker, the most concerned Peter has ever heard it. ~one day later~ Peter was in his room chilling out when his phone rang. Morgan stays because she wants to see him wake up and smile at her like that, too. Sort by: Hot. No problem! One: This book takes place one year after the events of Homecoming. Ned snorts. Work Search: College student Peter Parker is poor. After pulling one too many all-nighters, he slips up and ends up getting stabbed in the back (literally). Would you please just talk to me? And that makes me sad. Peter snapped his eyes open, blinking a couple times to clear his vision. Weird how?. 5 Times The Avengers Broke the Internet and the 1 Time Stony Won The Bet . Shabbiness Doesnt Matter by @yellowdistress - Tony accidentally injures Peter in a sparring match, but Tony is definitely the one more shaken up by it. Please just help Peter." "Oh, Mrs. Stark! That's why you might see mentions of a "Spiderman Fanfiction" in some . Little Peter is about to be under quite a lot of pressure, and it might get a little hard to breathe., tip: "uchiha sasuke/uzumaki naruto" angst kudos>10, If You Can't Catch A Breath (You Can Take The Oxygen Straight Out Of My Own Chest), yo lets all get together and celebrate my babe parkrstark. Hi, baby, May smiles but she looks sad. Peter experiences a serious car accident and loses the ability to walk. "You, his friend. A fanfic where Tony Stark and Pepper Stark had a kid named Peter Stark. Just then the monitor starts beeping loudly and Peter realizes hes had the mask off too long. But I've had this first chapter written for a while and I'm almost done with two others, so maybe having this published will motivate me? Is he okay? Peter interrupted without really thinking about it. If this is the flu or something, it sure has come on awfully fast. What if its the pesticide making him sick?. yknow what it doesnt matter just keep doing whatever youre doing. peter heard a click and guessed cap had stopped listening to the coms. He used his hearing aids majority of the time, except for that one time. 4697 guests His head is already healing, miraculously." Hey, Mr. Stark, see that empty rental place on the corner?, There are alien weapons in there. That part is not so much living the dream. II know that what happened is scary. The reality is, every move Tony made was as a dangerous as a Black Widow that was woken up at three in the morning by Clint dumping a bucket of cold water on her, a thousandfold and minus the fact that she loved Clint like a brother and wouldn't actually kill him. (Everyone knew Mr. Harrington just really loved those apple cider donuts.). Need to sit, he mumbles. Peter gives a small nod of acknowledgement. ', Hawkeyes eyes widened and he cursed. Neds phone rings. 17.2K 344 238. by JakeyP99. Its okay.. Tony and Peter are stranded in the desert after a plane crash. Tony has finally started allowing the kid to tag along on missions with the team. He muttered something under his breath. Hes on his third backpack this school year and hed only bothered asking May to replace the inhaler after the first time it had gotten stolen. He could hear it shatter a few dozen meters behind him. In which Peter gets poisoned by gas station sushi and then keeps Tony up all night chatting about pirates, At least I didnt puke on you by @xxx-cat-xxx. After Peter gets accidently drugged, he confuses Tony for Ben while in a precarious situation. Im more of a Granny Smith kinda guy.. And Peter nearly has a heart attack as a result. Mr. Which, yknow, was fine for the stuffed animals and the walkie-talkies and the plastic lightsabershe gingerly touches the ice to his nosejust not for a sixteen-ounce can of refried pintos., Morgan lets out an exasperated exhale. Biometric readings showed Peter had been shot three times and was falling. After the Avenger's rescue him, Tony has trouble being there for Peter-- even if he's doing the best he can, his absence convinces Peter that he is no longer wanted. Peter sustains a severe head injury on patrol and deals with the subsequent recovery. Thats why theyre here. Peter felt his consciousness slipping away from him. Please consider turning it on! Police and other emergency service personnel stand along the side of the bridge, shining torches down into the river. He startled badly as he saw a red and blue body drop down in front of him. Steve Rogers AKA Captain America Wheels squeak and roll beneath him. KAREN seemed to be broken or damaged because she wasnt responding to him, so his best option was trying to talk by the coms and not his suits AI. [chap 2] 5 Times Peter Fell, and Tony caught him. bybookdoof, Tony and Steve told Peter to take his inhaler. Oh- and the Avengers and co. have to put up with his bullshit. Tony Stark had called him that morning (seriously, Mr. Stark, it was a Saturday, who wakes up at 7 AM?) The man snarled and whipped out a handgun from God-knows-where and fired at the stumbling Captain America without hesitation. Michelle huffs out a frustrated sigh. And Peter, the only one unaffected, is trapped inside the Tower with six feral teammates. They continue their never-ending trudge through the maze, but Its only a few minutes before Peter is forced to stop again as a particularly bad cramp has him doubling over. I might not get all the prompts done on time but I swear they'll all be posted by the end of the month. Project Baby Spider * Peter Romano. all he could think about was how he was probably going to die. 1-Peter didn't think it was a big deal. Pretty sure MJ is onto you.. how many people are going to die while he sits here, stuck? Shit! Look, kid, Thanks, Mr. Stark! Peter said, doing a backflip off the van and reaching up to snag a building with his web-shooters. peter grunted as he pushed, the pole lifted and he gasped, letting go of the slab and the pole sliding down fast and welty through his leg. Youre like, sweating.. He shot a web to a building across the street and stumbled onto the roof of it. Its like the opposite of sensory overloadeverything has been dialed back to negative two. Peter accidentally takes Steves emergency pills that are designed to make him sick in case of poisoning. onto peter. Most were in their pyjamas, like he was. Is it in here or not?. Go help him!. Work Search: Peter has the flu at the lake house and, in his confused state, thinks its time to head to school. "Good." Peter! he exclaims, rushing over. This tag has not been marked common and can't be filtered on (yet). look spider-man we are a little busy as you probably can tell. The Avengers get bored and Harley suggest they react to Peter's Instagram, as a revenge. Tony shuddered inside the suit, and poured more power into his flight speed. They began leading him out of the room, reading his rights. Peter tries to smile through the mask but settles for another thumbs up. "Go help him!". Chapter 12 Peter Parker gets hurt, and makes his friends worry. as well as -. In which Peter Parker gets stabbed with a knife laced with poison and Tony has to come and deal with the aftermath. He enters school, meets some interesting people (who are the Bats? Super well-done whump, especially in how Peters brain fuzziness is portrayed, and with a big focus on the recovery aspect. The blackout, stealing the relics. A sudden thought occurs to Peter and he starts to reach for the mask, but is instantly stopped by the other twos glares. Stark? Peter asked uncertainly. "You! Mr. You werent breathing! He tries to figure out how this all happened and how he got there in the first place, and he wonders if a suspicious sorcerer had something to do with it.___. Peter finds this answer completely unsatisfactory and is about to express that when the door opens and Ned bursts through, looking absolutely overwhelmed. Believe me, I almost shit my pants, but youre safe now. See? "mr. stark i . He said, slamming his locker closed. Hello! 738 guests 6. Flash began to shake slightly. NOTE: There is kidnapping and captivity in this fic, but the main focus is the aftermath. "Are you talking back to me?" "Yes he is." Very introspective on Tonys side with a lot of angst and references to Tonys own abusive past while still managing to keep things light on the surface for Peter. I recommend you bring Pepper. He tries to take in a breath on his own and instantly feels like hes choking. No, mfine, he grumbles. He shot a web to a building across the street and soared quickly through the city. He wipes his mouth with the back of the other hand. Spidey? In My Shawarma? "Ah, yes, Mr. Stark, just in time. tip: "uchiha sasuke/uzumaki naruto" angst kudos>10. Set directly after The Titan's Curse. What are some of ur favorite whump fics that felt particularly real to you? Not Peter. Training with Cap is like living the dream - that is, until he comes in sick one day and has an asthma attack. Have you never seen the second Harry Potter movie? "Shuri, could you go into his locker, get his phone, call Stark." He knelt next to the fallen Captain, trying to ignore the worried demands of his teammates. Everyone raised their hand simultaneously, all except for Peter, whose eyes were on the paper undisputed. I think Coach Wilson is ready to get started.. The group had started out the field trip that day by picking apples in the farms orchard. Ned is trying to talk to him, but his voice sounds muffled, almost like theyre underwater. No, you got me help. Between short breaths, he goes on, And you stopped mebreathfrom choking. Ned stands off to the side, looking bewildered. he wasnt wearing his mask, somehow it must have come off while he was busy getting trapped. I'm a sucker for whump and/or sick fics. You're gonna be okay. Pepper nodded, a murderous look crossing her face. A little while later, the two cops come busting in. "Hello? Nothing. He moves back out. So when his adopted father told him that the Rogues has been pardoned and they were staying at the compound, Peter was livid. "I remember those days. WebMD will save me.. Ive known since February., Wait a minute she says thoughtfully. From the table next to the bed, he produces a small dry erase board and a marker. However, when the concept of paralysis is used in relation to Peter, things end up shifting more than they ever seemed to last time. please check it out if you're interested! flora funeral home rocky mount va. Jun 5th, 2022 . God this day sucks, he gasps out. The most infuriating part was that for once, he didn't have the answers. He lowers his hand sheepishly to find the marker instead. To say that Peter disliked the Rogue Avengers was an understatement. Peter shrugs. And he loved it. He makes eye contact with Ned and shakes his head frantically. Chaos ensues. Peter doesnt feel good.. Struggling to draw in breath, Tony could feel his heart pounding. "Peter! 5 Times Peter Fell, and Tony caught him. (See the end of the work for more notes.). He kept his eyes trained on the paper. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. ), Takes place after the ferry incident in Homecoming. How far out are you?, Im here. Peter announced, catching sight of Hawkeye with his signature bow, firing down into the mob that had become East Houston. Yeah because movies about wizards in boarding school are totally realistic. He presses his fingers between his eyes where a headache has been building ever since they arrived at the farm. Instead his first day ends with his roommate bleeding out into the snow right in front of him. Tony said dangerously. Oh my God, Karen, could you turn the volume down? The nurse let an evil grin cross her face. A story of which being Tony Stark's daughter and having powers is the definition of Chaos. Pepper did the same on her side. I told you. peter parker grimaced as the sharp pole stuck in his leg moved slightly, he was stuck under a building again. Which is tomorrow. The nurse at Midtown was one of the cool ones. Seriously? I don't care that you think it isn't." Thank you! Stark! Peter said indignantly as he swung around the grouped-together men (that was stupid, he wasSpider-Man!). Peters phone is unavailable and I cannot trace its signal.. Like, dirt poor. No you cant! Yeah, Mr. Stark. He nods in confirmation. Just a precaution, she explains. Tony swallowed, his hands shaking slightly. Peter doesnt even get a chance to see what he should watch out for when everything around him turns to black. Nothing to freak out about! He put them in immediately. Give me everything you have., Karens last signal was at 3.07am. Kinda hard to breathe.. They owned Thompson Incorperated, a business simmilar to Stark Industries before Afghanistan. Flash begged. (never) by @parkrstark. People began to get her around him as he was forced out of the building in handcuffs. Like his formerly poor eyesight, the mutation had cured that particular ailment. Theres a mask over his mouth and nose, forcing air into his lungs. Bucky was the only one fully dressed. 5 Times Peter Passes Out Because Of Needles. When it was pretty much guaranteed that all of them were down for the count, he hopped down off the side of the wall and sprang to Captain Americas side. Do you really think Id let anything happen to you?. KID! tony grunted and a slam sound echoed in peters ear, unless its life threatening i dont wanna hear it! His eyelids grew too heavy to keep open anymore. 7, peter parker is stuck under a building (again what a surprise the boy just attracts buildings i guess you could say theyre FALLING for him ahaha) anyways i just watched the kissing booth and i hate it so to distract myself i read peter parker angst and now i needed to do it and im so tired its one am, avengers ignore peter while hes stuck dying under a building and peter gets pissed after being rescued (first time making angst pls criticize), edit: this was my first actual time writing a fic i promise i do actually know how to write well now haha, please leave critism (my spellings bad i cant see my screen rlly well my visions blurry im rlly tired) bc i want to make good angst also its not edited nor will i be editing them i am SO TIRED, (See the end of the work for more notes.). 6. new chapter you fucks: ch 6 pt 1 Enough!. He shoves his hand into the gauntlet. "It's okay Peter. Hey losers, youre not lost are you? Michelle calls over in her usual bored tone. "Question number seventeen. One familiar voice joins the mix: Im right here, kiddo. Whats some good Peter whump stories youve read recently? Is he okay?, Uh Peter cut off as Mr. Stark strode over and knelt next to Captain America. He spotted another guy in faded fatigues sneaking up behind the archer and swung right past, extending his legs and sending the guy flying off the building. Love the banter and characterization here. It all mixes together in an awful cacophony of sounds, so loud that hes convinced that his ears are bleeding as he walks forward. He feels vaguely nauseous now and theres a weird tightness building in his chest thats starting to wig him out. "Other than the fact that your Caller ID is Mr. Sir Police-Man Jake Peralta, no I don't mind. The accent was American, a dry, sarcastic lilt to it, and, yep, thats definitely Black Widow. Ten minutes and two and a half apples later, they turn around yet another bend in the path and arrive at a three-way crossroads. Gotta say, dude, not super impressed with the whole spidey sense thing, Ned says as they trudge through the muddy corn maze. As he races closer, Tony winces at the knowledge that Peter had to have already hit the pavement that he was too late. "Sorry for this part. He yelped and ducked away from it, then snagged it out of the air as it passed. Peter made a beeline for the nearest black vehicle and dropped down in front of the medic outside of it. Oh my god! Neds eyes go wide. I know, I know, I need to be finishing Bend or Break, and I WILL I PROMISE I SWEAR. Tony swallowed, his hands shaking slightly. He points at Peters backpack. Never mind. Terry what do I do?" Sentry mode. Tony ordered it over his shoulder. Alternatively: Strange botches the spell that was meant to make everyone forget Peter and he arrives back in September 2016 with knowledge that could change the world. He let a grin spread across his face, for he knew his dad would see too it that Ms. Egdirbmu wouldn't be his teacher again, not for another second. The Avengers have been infected, turned violent and aggressive against their will. When he arrives, he discovers that the danger isnt exactly what he was expecting, and Peter learns that certain recreational pastimes dont have quite the same effect on him that they do on most people. I mean, have you heard about all those new adult coloring books? He seemed like the only thing keepingthe poor guy on his feetthe super-soldier seemed dazed and unsteady. Were just taking the scenic route.. Whats wrong with him? she asks. Snarky irondad is my jam. There's been a bit of an accident at school. Follow Peter Parker entering a new life in Gotham City in his quest in trying to feel normal again in a new reality. Someone stabs Peter. "What did you say?" He paused, then continued his narration as the video began playing once more. What he doesnt add is that even if they did have it, most medicines dont even work on him anymore because his metabolism requires him to take such high doses. He may have to fight tooth and nail for every victory and he needs to find a way to stop Thanos, but hey, at least he has his friends! He is no longer our son. Blarp blarp - blarp blarp. Peter knew it was coming, but let Flash slam his head into the lockers. "That's going to make this a whole lot more awkward, but for what you've done, Eugene, you will be sent to trial. Peter is a bit too trusting of strangers and gets himself poisoned. Cold. 5. I I thought you were gonna die!, Ned wipes at his face harshly with the back of his hand before taking in a deep, shuddery inhale. Hes being transported somewhere. Put your hands up,theman ordered roughly. First some housekeeping this is set after Spider-man Homecoming, and in it the Rogues come back instead of vanishing or being sent to jail/house arrest because I love found family. alright lets go. Its nothing majorjust irritating, but its making his brain feel fuzzy, which is likely a contributing factor to why theyve been weaving their way through this stupid maze for the past hour. Don't call him. Before he was smiling as he skipped though a flower field with puppies and cotton candy. Thirty minutes ago, Peter had been ready to eat anything in sight. Supplies for what? Tony questions. Hed stuck around after the battle, partly out of concern, partly out of him not having anything better to do. Peter wonders if Michelle was going to watch him during tryouts - only to wonder if that would be worse, considering his inability to focus when she was around. "Eugene Thompson! Thanks for checking up on me thought. Good. Doctor Cho arrives a few moments later. Stephen Strange was confused. Little Peter is about to be under quite a lot of pressure, and it might get a little . "You know what dad, I'm right you're wrong. "Let me her this straight," he said, rage shaking his voice dangerously. Do you need me to come and get you guys? she offers. Peter has never been one to run from a fight, even without his suit. The cops arrived. His head feels like its splitting in two and every muscle in his body aches as though hes just fought off the Vulture again. Peters heart drops. The answer turned out to be eleven. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Peter is temporarily a non-enhanced individual. +1Peter was permanently deaf. A Shot of Poison, To Calm the Nerves by @wordscorrupt. done. Sorry., Tony rolls his eyes and moves the mask back up over Peters face. Chapter 5 Uh he breathes out in warning, Think m gonna puke. I feel like I should preface this with a reminder that we are talking about a franchise centered around a canonically sticky spider-child who can stop a bus with his bare hands, and his relationship with a man who once gave his past self a heart attack via intervention from a time-traveling ant-sized man and was subsequently zapped back to life by an Asgardian gods magic hammer, sothe bar is pretty low lmao. 2.Peter didn't intend of commuting suicide when he woke up this morning. I've got quick healing, and am already back at studying for my physics final." As soon as hed cleared the much higher Manhattan skyline, he could tell where he needed to go by the smoke rising in the distance. Its that muffled, underwater kind of hearing for the first few seconds, but then it gradually clears into intelligible speech.