good for her. We want to hear what you have to say but need to verify your account. Its the easiest time of year to get into serious debt, and the best way to avoid that is to keep a strict eye on the spending. The film features Cody, a young comic book artist, who receives a mysterious pen for Christmas. Instead, it's a well-executed film that fully embraces the silly concept and is a fun watch from beginning to end. For the uninitiated (where have you been? Listen, I wasn't expecting much when I bought "Santa Jaws." Ya, its a lot of plot and at certain points its spelled out for us in the movie (Santa Jaws is attracted to anything Christmas or holiday related!), but it makes sense in the reality director Misty Talley has set and we get to follow a gang of kids Spielberg-style as they rush to figure out how to defeat a Christmas-obsessed shark, complete with candy cane horn and Christmas lights scarf. This movie is the perfect allegory for the birth and death of Christ, Reviewed in the United States on November 20, 2022, When I began watching this movie, I had first believed it to be a simple funny shark movie with quirky characters and astoundingly good CGI, but as the movie progressed something tugged at the back of my mind, a constant thought and belief that there was more to this movie than what I was originally led to believe. Cody isn't really in the spirit of Christmas with all the family hoopla and would rather be alone. While kids write notes to Santa Claus, / Sharks line up for Santa Jaws. I truly appreciate each and every one of you for reading along with me this year even if you just accidentally clicked on the page and quickly exited the screen upon seeing the inner workings of my mind. Mock animated Santa Jaws models that skimp on practica gore because we're still dissecting made-for-SYFY budgets. Courtney Aluren Cummings, Reid Miller, Misty Talley, Jim Klock, MPAA rating Otherwise this was a typical Christmas shark magical pen fantasy film. The shark scenes are worth the wait. Hardcover Picture Book, October 26, 2021. I enjoyed this one more than I thought I was going to so thats a huge plus. This product is an authorized manufactured on demand DVD-R. This scene could be seen as Mark 14:18-26 the Last Supper as the group all stand around Clark as he prepares to take the Sin of man. It's a fun campy movie that too many people take too serious! Normally at this point, I would make a pithy quip and then delve into the various sections of the Sharkometer postulating about How the lighting represents our loneliness during the holidays or How a CGI Christmas shark fails to truly evoke our fear of disappointment in the holidays or How Codys humour shields him from the ever-widening disconnect between children and their parents. Fantastically bad otherwise. Full content visible, double tap to read brief content. Special effects were typical of a very low budget movie, but fun enough. - Muthafuka went out of his way to offer to take the Christmas cinnamon buns out of the oven, then just takes off, leaving the cinnamon buns to burn! ), This isn't the worst movie you'll ever see and I actually recommend horror enthusiasts see it once. Coming Soon, Regal This movie changed me, made me want to do better, be better, be like Clark, though I may never be able to reach that level of perfection I may only try to reach his light. From ugly Christmas sweaters to reindeer ears, there are tons of options. In the next scene Clark is trying to reason with the others explaining the good they can do how they can help people end suffering save lives but this falls upon deaf ears, in this moment, Jenna or Judas betrays Clark tackling him into the water just like in Matthew 26:14-16 in this moment Clark and Santa Jaws or God become one though Clark may not say it you can see it in his eyes pleading for Santa Jaws to forgive Jenna for she knows not what she has done. Sometimes when the last thing you want on this planet is to get into the merriment moment, its just what you need the most. High-quality Santa Jaws Greeting Cards designed and sold by artists. : I mean sure every character had master class writing that would make even Shakespear himself weak to the knees, but one man seemed to standout more than the rest this man was Clark. , ISBN-13 The shark was terrible too. . Highly recommended. And the worst part has got to be those wild ass teeth they sport. Point of fact: Love Actually. , Actors Shop unique cards for Birthdays, Anniversaries, Congratulations, and more. With surprisingly decent production values all things considering, and an interesting enough premise to go right along with it. Uh hello, brilliant. : . We found it to be an incredible piece of cinema. . Tap "Sign me up" below to receive our weekly newsletter I love this book! Reviewed in the United States on October 13, 2022. Plus you might learn a tiny bit about shark behavior and different types of sharks along the way. Get at me @kaitlinmcnabb. Budget. / Santa thinks they sound delicious!With bouncy, delightful rhymes, Bridget Heos' Santa Jaws celebrates Christmas under the sea. This movie has it all: amazing CGI, an all-star cast, and a 100% genuine M14. Love it. The acting is solid. Santa Jaws is a made-for-TV Christmas horror movie that premiered on Syfy in August 2018, as part of their Sharknado Week programming. In the list of shark-themed movies we've watched lately, this is high on the list. A young aspiring comic book artist is gifted a mysterious pen that brings his drawing to life. There was a problem loading your book clubs. Please reference Error Code 2121 when contacting customer service. celebrates Christmas under the sea. Our lists go on and on (and differ depending on levels of family dysfunction) yet we never seem to tire of watching Christmas movies no matter how terrible, unoriginal, or saccharin they may be case in point, I watched A Christmas Prince: Royal Baby LAST NIGHT, yes because I had to follow up on the previous two and also *in David Rose voice* because I wanted to? : The colorful illustrations put the ocean theme to good use: The pictures are cartoony, but the blue and green color palette is decorated with realistically . : Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading Santa Jaws. Elfin sharks make toys, horn sharks trim the Christmas kelp, and cookiecutter sharks make sure Santa doesn't go hungry. In case you were wondering, yes. : Alligator - Shot in the head by Caroline with a rifle. Just a title screen with "play movie" option. Cody (Reid Miller) and his best friend Steve (Hawn Tran) are a couple of teenage comic book freaks that have created a new comic, Santa Jaws, just in time for the holidays. (Tis the season!). Brief content visible, double tap to read full content. Or how parents are deeply flawed and need to stop viewing children as extensions of themselves to control and mould? I know some people are going to be harsh with the reviews but its called Santa Jaws! Cody makes a few additions to his new comic with a pen given to him for Christmas by his grandfather. Love Actually has haunted us for years, with each new year, new viewing, bringing a fresh batch of newly woke people realizing Love Actually is actually kind of trash. Much like shark movies, Christmas movies are a funny creature. There was an error retrieving your Wish Lists. Santa Jaws - Kindle edition by Heos, Bridget, Bernstein, Galia. Santa Jaws by Misty Talley, 2018 Starring: Reid Miller, Courtney Lauren Cummings, Jim Klock, Carrie Lazar, Arthur Marroquin, Miles Doleac, Haviland Stillwell, Hawn Tran, Scott Allen Perry,. And Santa Jaws understands this very well. Its because sometimes, we need a little bit of that in our lives, especially when holidays have become synonymous with things that are not always our reality, like home with the family or big meals and parties. Sharks are scary as hell. Since then, this classic has gone on to receive the flowers it so rightly deserves. The shark is not necessarily a merciless killer, but is attracted to Christmas and anything associated with the holidaylike music and decorations! Having said all of that, it was fun bad stuff. To calculate the overall star rating and percentage breakdown by star, we dont use a simple average. Show All, 88mins What else is there?! / They tell him all their Christmas wishes. Cinemark christmas, holiday, heartwarming, family or joy horror, gory, scary, killing or slasher zombies, undead, horror, gory or flesh monster, creature, dinosaurs, scientist or beast comedy, horror, funny, humor or spooky Caroline: [points rifle at Clark] How about now? Shark Week. I have nothing bad to say about "Santa Jaws". Great for classroom, library, or home read-alouds! , Number of discs Have a shark fan? I like turn off my brain and watch Sharknado!!" the Santa shark, I was ready for tragic dialog and just about all the worse things that can be in a movie. Unable to add item to List. Every year, Santa Jaws delivers presents to his fellow sharks, spreading cheer wherever he goes. So be careful what you wish for, and also be careful what you draw. Learn more. Cody: "Ho-ho-ho, you son of a fish." SYNOPSIS: Trying to survive the family Christmas, Cody makes a wish to be alone, which ends up backfiring when a shark manifests and kills his entire family. Santa Jaws is a 2018 action/comedy movie directed by Misty Talley. Help others learn more about this product by uploading a video! Seconds later when he goes after Jena it is clearly dry. Released August 15th, 2018, 'Santa Jaws' stars Reid Miller, Courtney Lauren Cummings, Jim Klock, Carrie Lazar The movie has a runtime of about 1 hr 28 min, and received a user score of 41 (out of . We dont share your credit card details with third-party sellers, and we dont sell your information to others. To calculate the overall star rating and percentage breakdown by star, we dont use a simple average. , Reading age There was an error retrieving your Wish Lists. Release date: 14 August 2018. This one seems to be made out of candy cane. Oh, there is a magic pen. Bridget lives in Kansas City with her family. What more could you ever want? O.K., honestly all these SYFY movies are done with a very limited budget. Extra information about sharks at end of the book. Enjoyed the "sharky" poetry and the illustrations. Well, SyFy did it! We work hard to protect your security and privacy. Follow authors to get new release updates, plus improved recommendations. : Cody makes a wish to be alone, which backfires when a shark kills his entire family. He gets his wish by getting grounded. Reviewed in the United States on January 22, 2022. Entertainingly bad acting, funny kills, and some of the best cheesy one-liners I've heard in a movie in a while lmao. / They tell him all their Christmas wishes. We meet Cody who has been grounded by his mom and sent to his room without his phone (note for the Home Alone reboot on how to get around the whole technology problem) and is forced to miss his much-awaited Comic Book Christmas Party. / They tell him all their Christmas wishes. It was like Christmas in the movies.". A Mustache Baby Christmas: A Christmas Holiday Book for Kids, Shell, Beak, Tusk: Shared Traits and the Wonders of Adaptation. Verified reviews are considered more trustworthy by fellow moviegoers. She lives in Kansas. From budget-friendly players to 4K Ultra HD powerhouses, there's a Roku player for everyone. This is not the next greatest Christmas picture book, but it is super cute. While kids write notes to Santa Claus, / Sharks line up for Santa Jaws. Yes it's campy and not just campy but full on CAMPY and they ran with it with gusto. Amazon Ranked. Terms and Policies And then the real movie started, and it became a rather sweet movie of teenage angst over what was happening and the interplay with the adults and the teens, who were often at odds. Yes, it sounds ridiculous, but it's not to be lumped in with the usual schlock that comes along. It's supposedly part of that awful intentionally bad cgi ironic subgenre of winking crap movies that are crap for reasons they don't realize. Or actuallythe women have no agency. Elfin sharks make toys, horn sharks trim the Christmas kelp, and cookiecutter sharks make sure Santa doesn't go hungry. However, it turned out to be a bit better than I was expectingI reiterate a bit. When the Shark goes after Clark his hat is clearly wet. Manage all your favorite fandoms in one place! Five stars. Please try again. A movie like this is clearly a "bad-horror movie" for making fun of while you watch it in a group, and it knows it. Every year, Santa Jaws delivers presents to his fellow sharks, spreading cheer wherever he goes. Film data from TMDb. Just when you thought it was safe to drink egg nog by the seaside Stellar Christmas-themed killer shark effort, A new Christmas movie to watch every year (more than once). Great editor, bad typer. Have been on a roll watching many killer shark films made on a low budget recently. Its a reminder to me that holidays are about sharing silly moments with the people I love be they near or far, human or animal. I love sharks. That doesn . : Please try your request again later. - Do not use the most hated movie trope of all time. Honestly, this has a much better production value than I would have ever expected. This 10-digit number is your confirmation number. : Information on the sharks in the story is given at the end of the book. It didn't have to be this good. We were expecting a casually slapped together, barely coherent CGI mush. Budget: N/A. : This was good fun, I enjoyed the comic book Celler Dweller angle. After viewing product detail pages, look here to find an easy way to navigate back to pages you are interested in. The Circus: Inside the Greatest Political Show on Earth: Season 8, The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power: Season 1, Link to Marvel Movies Ranked Worst to Best by Tomatometer. Your Ticket Confirmation # is located under the header in your email that reads "Your Ticket Reservation Details". Santa Jaws 2018 TV-PG 1 h 28 m IMDb RATING 4.0 /10 1.3K YOUR RATING Rate Play trailer 1:01 1 Video 19 Photos Action Adventure Comedy Trying to survive his family Christmas, Cody makes a wish to be alone, which ends up backfiring when a shark manifests and kills his entire family. By that I mean, not cast it off as oh its a campy B movie, relax you know that log line is garbage or take a metaphorical, yet clinical approach to the critical dissection of the movie, and instead, *deep breath* at this particular moment, just appreciate Santa Jaws, and all those other holiday movies, for what they bring in myriad forms: joy. Immediate caveat: This isn't the movie you think it is. January 2021 Ranked. A fun holiday book sure to delight. Why is this movie so weirdly good? very good movie would watch again, Reviewed in the United States on May 26, 2022. Directed by Misty Talley. . Please click the link below to receive your verification email. ${cardName} not available for the seller you chose. As bad as this film is, it possesses a unique charm that permeates throughout its predictable cliched plot. We all have our favourites and least favourites, subdivided into categories to view at a specific Yuletide moment. Fair play to whoever managed to secure the budget for this glorious little stinker. This will not only be a great shark movie to watch all year but it now makes it's way to the Christmas Horror checklist for every holiday. The basic storyline was also much more plausible than I expected for such a stupidly ingenious title. Mine are as follows: Decorating Cookies and Half-Watching the Movie = Christmas with the Kranks; Childhood Throwback I Generally Just Enjoy = The Santa Clause;Obligatory Christmas Eve Viewing Where My Mom Repeats the Jokes = Christmas Vacation; Dreaded Parental Nostalgia Viewing Where My Dad Reminisces *in strained voice* Thats how Christmas was for us = A Christmas Story. It kindly reminds us that if pressed, we might not want our families hunted by a Christmas-obsessed shark and that it takes a Christmas-obsessed shark hunting our family and friends in order to finish our blog. ${cardName} unavailable for quantities greater than ${maxQuantity}. I mean, it looks like a Disney or SyFy cable movie (and it is the latter), but I didnt realize that when I started watching it so I was pleasantly surprised. The one where regular joes like to tell you how much they love when you mention at a party you like any movie even mildly respected "Oh you like that Parasite movie?! Kids will enjoy this one. Get ready for a ride on Santa's sled (pulled, of course, by hammerheads) in this joyful holiday tale! Full content visible, double tap to read brief content. Unbeknownst to him, the ink manifests anything drawn into reality, therefore springing to life the real Santa Jaws and ultimately his wish to be alone on Christmas by killing everyone around him. Access codes and supplements are not guaranteed with used items. Because that shit is going to come to life and mess you up. You are not meant to watch this kind of movie thinking it will change your world. And very funny, due to the terrible acting and dialogue. Every year, Santa Jaws delivers presents to his fellow sharks . : Truly impressive that someone made this and thought, lets release it.. Bridget Heos latest picture book details a deep blue sea where all the sharks make their holiday wishes to Santa Jaws. Santa Jaws: Heos, Bridget, Bernstein, Galia: 9781250244628: Amazon.com: Books Books Children's Books Animals Buy new: $15.99 List Price: $18.99 Details Save: $3.00 (16%) Get Fast, Free Shipping with Amazon Prime FREE Returns FREE delivery Wednesday, January 4 if you spend $25 on items shipped by Amazon Arrives after Christmas. but this one didn't even spring for any background extras. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Super cute and fun. Justnothis movie was so bad. I love (sometimes) a good bad movie. i only have the mental capacity for this kind of brainless tv movie rn so it def adequately scratched the right itch. I loved so much about this and can't wait to watch it again and the candy cane? This is the Christmas book to add to your collection this year. thats his bread and butter. The attention to detail in the illustrations is superb and the text is adorable. Instead, our system considers things like how recent a review is and if the reviewer bought the item on Amazon. She is the creator of, Publisher Helpful Report abuse Steven Polak For those collectors that may have missed it in the description, this is in fact an MOD (manufactured on demand) laser burned DVD-R disc; not professionally stamped like most discs. On the other side of the holiday spectrum is the barrage of Netflix and Hallmark movies featuring a bevy of unknown babes or the wonderful Vanessa Hudgens that you know will be terrible or ridiculous or too cutesy but are fine with because you can turn them on and immerse yourself in holiday magic and think about making cookies or the possibility of time travel or just yell at the TV and have fun. the Terms and Policies, and to receive email from Rotten Tomatoes. Highly recommended for Grades 1-5. It's my go to gift for children for the holidays. Brief content visible, double tap to read full content. There are no featured reviews for Santa Jaws because the movie has not released yet (). I suspect thats why you turn on the ones you do even if you know theyll be too sweet, too silly, too dumb. [{"displayPrice":"$15.99","priceAmount":15.99,"currencySymbol":"$","integerValue":"15","decimalSeparator":".","fractionalValue":"99","symbolPosition":"left","hasSpace":false,"showFractionalPartIfEmpty":true,"offerListingId":"a2GuLTTs4V5w%2FOtEe567mmQZz63wkaihZX2mO7fOuMGEkjLe9J%2FmMKEWiVfrz6xezdignEBc09MVXUedUtOHzKciABDOZo24wcx2%2BqGCr8WzCBbVQj%2Bd05%2BQnnNCseJnlbuVNtcotWPy9oTU3PESnQ%3D%3D","locale":"en-US","buyingOptionType":"NEW"}]. Trying to survive the family Christmas, Cody makes a wish to be alone, which ends up backfiring when a shark manifests and kills his entire family. , Lexile measure A fun play on The Night Before Christmas, shark-style. Fulfillment by Amazon (FBA) is a service we offer sellers that lets them store their products in Amazon's fulfillment centers, and we directly pack, ship, and provide customer service for these products. Roku TV: More than a smart TVa better TV. Reviewed in the United States on December 24, 2022. Its about choosing connection, choosing love, choosing not to have people you care about get eaten by a Christmas-crazed shark. Dont worry, it wont take long. 10/10, was amazing, best Christmas book I've ever read, highly recommend, will cure your acne, Usually gimmicky books arent the most entertaining, but this one is! This ridiculous action horror/comedy for the tween set makes the "Sharknado" movies look like Oscar winners. Caroline: Well, there's a shark attacking Port City. Because we need to let Santa Jaws be Santa Jaws. The film features Cody, a young comic book artist, who receives a mysterious pen for Christmas. Reid Miller Courtney Lauren Cummings Jim Klock Carrie Lazar Arthur Marroquin Miles Doleac Haviland Stillwell Hawn Tran Scott Allen Perry Ritchie Montgomery Lindsey Michelle Creek Wilson Sherri Eakin Dylan Westfall Danny Cosmo, Horror, the undead and monster classics For me, Santa Jaws takes a Big Swing at a Christmas shark movie and hits an inside the park home run or maybe a suicide squeeze. And loved every minute of it. Santa Jaws $1.99 $4.99 Available at a lower price from other sellers that may not offer free Prime shipping. This movie was ridiculous and I loved it. By creating an account, you agree to the "Santa Jaws" sounds preposterous, and it is. Santa Jaws 2018 Directed by Misty Talley Synopsis Trying to survive the family Christmas, Cody makes a wish to be alone, which ends up backfiring when a shark manifests and kills his entire family. , and to receive email from Rotten Tomatoes. : This emotional uncanny valley between wait, what actually happened? and look I can turn on a movie! is where Santa Jaws LIVES a deep sea cavern of implausibility nestled between Its a Christmas movie! and Its a shark movie!. It's much better. Read instantly on your browser with Kindle for Web. The text is delivered in rhyming couplets, and the running joke about Santa Jaws wanting to eat everything is explained in a concluding note about the munching habits of great white sharks. Get ready for a ride on Santa's sled (pulled, of course, by hammerheads) in this joyful holiday tale! When I first heard the title I laughed so hard and hoped for so much and wondered how this would play out. New in 2022: I'M A VIRUS and I'M A VOLCANO (Mike Ciccotello). You might think at first this may not seem anything like Jesus but that's' where your wrong, we must not forget Jesus's humble beginnings, Mark 6:2-3 tells us that Jesus was a carpenter for most of his life just as Clark was a simple store owner, Clark could also be seen at the beginning of the movie telling Cody to "live long and prosper" reviling his good natured traits to us. This was recommended by a friend and it must be popular because it took several weeks to get it from the library. TMDb Santa Jaws isn't 47 Meters Down or Deep Blue Sea or Shark Night 3D. From a joke plot. Great story and illustrations. Also it's been added to our fun Christmas movies like the original Die Hard. And glory indeed. the scene of the christmas shark sinking into the water with ave maria playing made watching this whole thing worth it, Just when you thought it was safe to watch a horror with kids on bikes. and the Shipping cost, delivery date, and order total (including tax) shown at checkout. Santa Jaws is a 2018 action/comedy movie directed by Misty Talley. : Using your mobile phone camera - scan the code below and download the Kindle app. The DVD case clearly states "Dolby Digital 5.1," but as you can see from the screenshot, the disc actually only contains stereo audio. Of course there isn't much of a serious plot. This item can be returned in its original condition for a full refund or replacement within 30 days of receipt. Does not have surround sound. Unable to add item to List. It also analyzed reviews to verify trustworthiness. Just confirm how you got your ticket. Teaches that some sharks are known by their species and others by their types which can include several species. , Director It did have a different premise and it did poke fun at the other shark films at times, but it also got tedious to watch in areas as like most films on the channel the shark looks quite bad and they show it as minimally as possible. The central character, Cody, is a comic book artist, and it turns out his creation, a Santa shark, comes to try and kill off his family. I guess I'm not a snob like you! Where's Cody? For our Christmas Eve viewing, my lovely wife broke out a low-budget gem I'd never heard of. The 4 kids were a bit better but not too much. (And where DID Papa get that pen? (Boop!). She has a Christmas hat on her fin, red eyes, Christmas lights around her tail and later in movie turns in a Great White Narwhal! If you watch this movie and don't instantly fall teeth over tail with its genius storytelling, impeccable delivery, and holiday spirit, there is definitely something wrong in your head. Trying to survive the family Christmas, Cody makes a wish to be alone, which ends up backfiring when a shark manifests and kills his entire family. French: Papa Nowel Spanish: Chanta Klaus Santa Jaws is a boss monster. / Santa thinks they sound delicious! I know what I was buying. ; and more than one hundred other childrens books. And the wood they got from the outdoor table was weather worn also. Trying to survive his family Christmas, Cody makes a wish to be alone, which ends up backfiring when a shark manifests and kills his entire family. The opening scene was watching a really schlocky B-movie about a killer shark. See production, box office & company info, Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker, The new gold standard in Christmas Shark movies. Please try again. one character in particular seemed to have more depth and resemblance to a certain christen figure than any other character in the movie. Another holiday themed monster. : : Reviewed in the United States on December 10, 2022. A few tolerable ones but most have been lame at best and often terrible, even when knowing what to expect and taking it for what it's meant to be. budget creature fiction jaws knockoff low monster movie original santa science sciencefiction scifi shark sharks syfy. To add the following enhancements to your purchase, choose a different seller. I love Christmas. I was expecting this to be totally terrible film brought to us by the SyFy channel, home to the terrible shark film. Best shark Christmas movie yet! Obviously I had ridiculously low expectations going into this. I got them too. Coming Soon. Get up to 35% off. A child book that rhymes and makes shark sense, Reviewed in the United States on December 22, 2021. 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