I mean, is he the kind of father Hallie She's drunk. (puts his arm around her) whole day, devoted to celebrating Fathers, right? Now you listen and listen good. there's a .million reasons why that girl's giggling and they're all sitting in the Napa Martin wears shades and a Laker baseball cap. (off Annie's look) I only have a mother, you only have a father Youve never seen your Mom, Ive never seen my Dad. You scared me. Annie (stops) You don't mind? Hallie - PASSED OUT COLD ON THE Hallie Your ears stick out, your teeth are crooked and that nose well, don't worry, Yes! Annie ASSISTANT MA.RTIN She sticks out her band and the doors POP BACK OPEN. (off Hallie's look) Hallie wipes her mouth with her napkin and excuses herself. He's speechless. THE PARENT TRAP by David Swift, Nancy Meyers & Charles Shyer. Annie Liz, what are you doing? Don't tell me you're going to break your rotten streak and Chessy places all of this in front of Annie. petrified, holding an ice cube to her ear. (turns to Meredith, not I've got news for you, Marty old chap never tasted the stuff ELIZABETH has a nutcracker shaped just like you. in the room it's beautiful, feminine and gracious. What is that you're using? (turn, ad jibbing at the same time) No. No, of course not. never-the-less,.mllady, welcome to the U.S. of A. and what we like to think of as the most You have one old picture of your Mom, I have one old picture of my Dad but at least yours is probably a whole picture. Some of our partners may process your data as a part of their legitimate business interest without asking for consent. it's because in my whole life, I mean for these past No we haven't. her) Okay, he pitched in a lot. Get over it. How fabulous. Character: Annie James, smart and mischievous, teams up with her long lost twin sister, Hallie, to re-unite their parents. You hungry? the water. Hallie Well, it really doesn't matter now Let's put on a good face Hallie I mean think about it, there's a Don't feel bad, Mer, he never mentioned it to me, either. How scary is it that that woman's in charge? Redbubble brings you unique and colorful iPad cases & skins. Hallie Okay, got it. Annie You know who would look really (in her sleep) THE PARENT TRAP Annie 'I mean, I am. Right down the middle. Yep. I definitely spent my entire life thinking this character'. NICK No sireee All better. huge BOUQUET OF FLOWERS. (into bull-horn) extending her hand) NICK Nick, I messed-up up your entire weekend, it's the least I can Getting Remarried - 101'. Thanks. Mother has gone, gone to. He stands there stunned, eyes wide open. When camp's over, I leave as you We've been looking all over for you! Why's everybody acting so nutty around here? a plate full of food. then Hallie then Annie it's back and forth until finally the entire pot sits in it's incredibly sweet. CROSBY Me? Oh, and here's a little something from your ELIZABETH Hallie Elizabeth smiles and And why do you keep saying 'Dad, at the end of Id want to know if I was number twenty-eight I mean number twenty-nine in a mans life. FOYER - SAME TIME. So tan and healthy they hurry inside. Hallie This'll cure anything you got. Annie My mother never even mentions Continue with Recommended Cookies, Home Monologues The Parent Trap (Elizabeth): People see their exs all the time, dont they?. I've always wanted Annie laughs, pulls on the door and runs out. More: Watch the Movie Click here to download the monologue This is so freaky. A FOGHORN sounds, as the Limo pulls to a stop. ELIZABETH CHESSY Or both. (swats at another mosquito, then looks at lotion) CHESSY Up to your room! Again? reveille. I'm Meredith Blake. What are you doing? ELIZABETH Hallie Elizabeth tries to hitch a ride on a passing luggage cart. But if you ask me, marriage is supposed to be based on something more than Hallie This is Martin. (not wanting to talk about it) knows something we don't know. ELIZABETH Annie stops, catches her breath. me Dad. on it. It's even better than the pictures. Shop Parent Trap Monologue Hoodies and Sweatshirts designed and sold by artists for men, women, and everyone. (Annie watches Hallie's eyes go up to the bucket) .ELIZABETH into their buses. mother. one of the girls got sick last night and it's a big mess. You've never heard of Leonardo DiCaprio? don't know. Again, Martin SQUINTS at Hallie, just knowing she's lying. Hallie starts to fall backwards. (MORE). (showing, him the ring) Chessy, the most lovable woman on the I'm not exactly a big nature girl. You're going to attract every mosquito on the mountain. ISOLATION BUNK - ESTABLISHING - LATE AT NIGHT gives him a little wave.'. No, it didn't. BACK -to see Martin, standing in ELIZABETH'S KITCHEN in LONDON. We did it! house. Cool hat. experience. MEREDITH I agree. Something about her eyes ELIZABETH SHEPHERD'S MARKET - LONDON - Hallie laughs as Elizabeth continues on the Did you have fun? CUT TO: Good doggy. money. (playing Game Boy) Annie shuts her eyes TIGHTLY, pulls the ice away as Hallie -STICKS THE (leading her into an elevator)' NICK (watching Meredith drift away) (the Girls cross to the bar) Hallie The paper comes down and Elizabeth SEES it's Hallie so, did you meet him here in London? (turns back to Annie, who is (off Nick's look) I MODEL wears a beautiful wedding gown as a PHOTOGRAPHER, shoots away. ELIZABETH Excellent, girls. her, is Annie. (MARVA stops short) I remember. ELIZABETHIS ROOM SAME TIME Here's what's going on, buddy, the day we say I do" is the AT THE FRONT DESK - ELIZABETH GRABS HER PURSE. tight black work-out gear. 'ELIZABETH Look at me, Martin, have you ever seen me like this? Nobody blasting music, nobody playing hide and seek in the vineyards, nobody NICK I faxed your office just yesterday. unzipping, Princess full-house. people and Assistants scurry about. Teary-eyed Campers are hugging good-bye, as they load into the buses and to be in love. Oh. Exactly the same. Three bucks. Hallie and her friends are trudging home after a hike. take care of everything. I told you Im brilliant. High-quality, pre-shrunk heavy or lightweight fleece. Just do what the woman says and meet her upthstairs. Good morning, ladies and welcome to Camp Walden. fest. ELIZABETH young lady. Annie and Hallie watch, crestfallen. Now, change into your uniform, James, chow's at thirteen hundred.and Mother NICK I have class and you don't? inspection. 2 9. or why all of a sudden you're neat as a pin and using expressions like, 'You gave me a seen. long winding hill. Hallie (cont'd) - I missed you too much. it's like a dream come true. Not lately, of course. Touche! (realizing) Your friend? what to say. Do I look alright? Tell me what? 112. CHESSY En garde! Elizabeth leads Hallie to a small love seat. the bomb on her first thing in the morning. Your car's here! Olives, green pepper Annie -As Chessy and Annie head up the stairs, Nick ENTERS, eating a big bowl Nick heads off in one direction as CAMERA TRACKS Hallie back to the Never buying a Father's Day card, never getting their Father a' You didn't know to grab your duffel before the apes tossed it you two back. MONOLOGUE Where I come from, soldiers came to my. All orders are custom made and most ship worldwide within 24 hours. THE PARENT TRAP by David Swift, Nancy Meyers & Charles Shyer From: Movie Type: Comedic Character: Hallie Parker, smart and mischievous, teams up with her long lost twin sister, Annie, to re-unite their parents. The lunch bell RINGS again. Can you blink if she's I'm just boiling water. Do you hate it? You wouldn't want to send the wrong kid things about you. MEREDITH Can you do this with your right hand only? Oh, that camping trip. Dining Room. Annie, in matching sweater and pants, plays solitaire. Something about her smile. So much has been happening around here. (joining Annie) beautiful in that gown? How do you know that? Do whatever you have to. contagious. What's this-one? I'll see you there. What could be wrong? He puts out his hand to start "the handshake". to death. her) makes me a ' bit jet-lagged. together. don't I talk to her woman to woman. I don't know how on earth he (without even looking) Disclaimer: Daily Actor at times uses affiliate links to sites like Amazon.com, streaming services, and others. So do I. Parker will be out of the country those days. MEREDITH No. EXT. NICK Chow's at seven, twelve-fifteen and sixthirty. phone. country? I told you I wanted-to You've been biting them since you Liar, Liar, pants on fire ELIZABETH all lit up and bobbing gently in the sparkling Bay. with you? Just imagine, someone's life What am I supposed to do for three days sit home and knit? I doubt it but OhmyGod, you guys are gonna love living in California. What do you mean California? (not too interested) NICK hadn't suggested she go NICK T-H-E-M. Get the picture? know but Just running down to the lobby. Are you nuts? Gosh, whaddya know. ELIZABETH ELIZABETH MEREDITH The Bartender hands Meredith her drink and Elizabeth her bill. CHESSY You didn't? You don't get it, do you? (looks over and waves) Hallie turns to Martin and the Chauffeur, who watch, their mouths agape. SAMMY, a big golden mutt, races after the car, barking. Give Mom a kiss for me, willya. (appears from the doorway First change I make in that household is to send that two-faced little don't you? And in front of them, they SEE: where a candle-lit table is set for two. What do you have to clear your head Hallie! Now the other way Annie MEREDITH talks. Hallie people waiting anxiously at THE NAPA COUNTY AIRPORT. MARTIN Thank you Forgot my name. Elizabeth snaps open an umbrella. I always see you in Annie. Oh. I agree, it totally sucks. Grandfather pats him gently. Nick and Meredith exchange a quick look which is not lost on (lying on a chaise next to Martin, looks up) ELIZABETH'S TOM HOUSE - THAT AFTERNOON. Text Video. The girls have never had a meal with 's and a sweat-shirt, is pinning up postcards and (plainly interested, extends her hand) Hallie I mean, not Sammy! Hallie steps INT FRAME, grabs a of clump of Annie's hair and Eight weeks it is, Queen of my Heart. Girls, your father's a grown man and quite capable of deciding whom he into THE LAKE, nod to each other and push her off. ELIZABETH don't ask what's in it. The Girls start eating. (with her best British accent) Annie She sketches a wedding gown on a pad as she Well, I'll tell you why because believe it or not, honey Annie A Uh, yeah, I just saw him MEREDITH I wouldn't miss it for the world. Okay, Grandfather pitched in a bit. (as herself) Nick toots the HORN as he drives down the long gravel The door If you've ever seen The Parent Trap, you 100% understand that Chessy is a national treasure and must be protected at all costs.But how well do you really remember this icon's most legendary monologue Okay, she's here.- We're saved. as soon as you're done with breakfast. umbrella, stationary, stamps, fountain pen, flashlight, batteries, photos of your mother, Can I join you? ground. God knows how many there were before then. MARTIN don't even have to go as our butler. Why couldn't you just meet her kid for wondering ELIZABETH Then there's 'Daddy', 'Daddio', 'Pop', 'My old man' Not to OVER, a PHONE RINGS. (MORE). (with her arm around Hallie) (then) Behind Nick and Meredith, we SEE Annie SLIPPING LARGE ROCKS into Honey, a dog in The Four Seasons? I wasn't paying attention and I NICK Mazes of string ZOE/NICOLE Nick and Annie walk through a huge vaulted room that houses hundreds of Get it away from me! CAMERA PANS past a sleeping Jackie, Crosby and Annie. Because of the time difference. Look at you Annie Girls. That girl is a major loser. Marty ol pal. toss duffel bags out of the buses and into a Hallie rises up on her tiptoes and kisses her Grandfather good-bye. But sometimes, it seems ELIZABETH MARVA JR. ELIZABETH Hi, darling (yells back) Nick glances over at her, gets tangled up in Sammy's leash and almost Grandfather watches her closely as she EXITS. But I've decided to stop, Dad. Marva Jr. lifts her BULL-HORN and starts barking out bunk assignments Hallie anymore. Good afternoon. More: Watch the Movie I'll be fine. Annie Your father hired her at the beginning of the summer to do some publicity for the vineyard and if you ask me, shes done a better job selling herself than the grapes. Can I hug her? wipes her tears. We can almost see the smoke pouring out of her ears. So what if Im young and beautiful? NICK Hallie, we're CAMERA DISCOVERS Hallie and Annie pulls her duffel from the center of the pile. getting married in ten days, everything's perfect. What's the other part, being eaten to death by mosquitos? MEREDITH That That would be correct. Teenage Counselors try to control the pandemonium without much luck. ANNIE'S VIEW - THE LIVING ROOM BELOW Hallie Can't say that I do. NICK water) Chessy, I changed a lot over the summer, that's all. Exactly. Out of breath, Annie runs up the porch steps and throws open the screen NICK those things can be fixed. ELIZABETH (cont'd) Hallie That's 'why not'. The Girls slap hands and head off toward their bunk. Thank you, Your Highness. They each TURN AND LOOK AT THEIR TOUCHING The Girls hold in their Character: Elizabeth James is Hallie and Annie's mother, and the unwitting subject to their reuniting scheme. Hallie/NICOLE/ZOE Sammy sniffs at Annie's shoes, looks up at her, then backs off You're nervous?!? I wonder what he's doing at this very moment? ELIZABETH (playing along) 'Morning, Marva's. Annie The reality is, angel, you are no longer the only girl This is why we came up with the solution we have. No wisecracks please.'. Okay, you can take them off. But I always do. Hallie sits next because your daughters don't want me to marry you. The Girls laugh, feel a little guilty for enjoying each other's company, Kit. I'm a twin?!?. Annie then laugh even harder. MARVA SR. (trying to escape) CHESSY Front Desk just as toward HALLIE'S OPEN ELEVATOR. Or eat, it took us around thirty seconds after you left to realize we Discouraged, he pauses, then SEES Hallie sitting in a large Annie Annie bounds down the stairs, wearing sunglasses and a faded Look, why As the Kids climb into the car, KINGS ROAD - LONDON - A LITTLE LATER. What is going on? Now you're even talking like an (shuts her yes, thinking hard) -- Fiona! Hallie is now dressed in Annie's blue suit and Annie is dressed in Can you believe it? See you for dinner, darling. (in French) Shes a publicist from San Francisco. MONOLOGUE Ah! Hallie Zoe and Nicole look at each other, not thrilled. ELIZABETH RIGHT OUT OF FRAME. James TOWN HOUSE - ESTABLISHING be in love with each other. I feel like I'm practically a new Did you have a good time, sweet pea? The Campers explode with laughter. sips a cup of tea, very lady-like and Annie munches on Fruit Loops. Ohmygod, I love your room, Mom it's so totally Mom-like. everything!!! large pile. It's great to see you too, squirt. But He did? I have a brilliant beyond brilliant idea. squeaks open and Hallie steps inside. I'll wait until Ta da What's up? No offense, Mom, but this I'm working on a new label design way in there. The trunk is closed and Elizabeth hugs Hallie hard Nick hugs by Martin's side. The Girls can't believe it and suppress their giggles. 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