[62] Also, as Umbridge granted Filch permission to torture misbehaving students,[64] whereas Dumbledore would never even think of such things, he had loyalty to her. [27] Later during this school year, he caught Jacob's sibling and their friends on the Training Grounds at night after hours, and took them to the Headmaster's office for punishment. The process took longer than normal as Filch triple-checked everybody with his Secrecy Sensor. Its his sixth year at Hogwarts, and Harry Potter finds out all new benefits of being the Chosen One inHarrys Sex Yearby VenomBat22. Editors Note, 6/22/2020: Following are the works of independent creators. The name "Argus" comes from Greek mythology, where it was the name of a giant with one hundred eyes who served the goddess Hera as a watchman (much like Mr Filch's role in patrolling the hallways of Hogwarts). Filch also appeared to respect Headmaster Albus Dumbledore very much. #1. [33], On Christmas, Albus Dumbledore gave Harry Potter his father's Invisibility Cloak. After a rough summer with his family, Harry is just happy to see his friends again. He was later approached by Jacob's sibling who was concerned about Pince's plan for the Ball and told him Pince loved gorgeous settings such as such as flowers, music and refreshments instead. Argus Filch was a Squib and the caretaker of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry since around 1973. [8] It's unclear whether the relationship was still going on by the time Harry attended Hogwarts, but he did see them at Dumbledore's funeral together. If youre in it for the long haul, this particular fic is 61 chapters long. [2], Sometime in January, 1993, Moaning Myrtle flooded her bathroom after Ginny Weasley tried to dispose of Tom Riddle's diary in her bathroom. Gilderoy Lockhart destroyed more than his memory that day in the Chamber of Secrets. This isn't going to be everybody's cup of tea. Nobody would have thought of throwing Fanged Frisbees down the corridors if I could've strung you up by the ankles in my office, would they? Neznm mu vyzvd, jak se tam Harry dostal a Harry, i kdy je ze zatku proti, zane vyprvt svj dlouh pbh, a dokud se nedostane k incidentu, kter ho dostal do t uliky. He's deserving of some enjoyment, isn't he? (Set during second year and wil progress from there without Voldemort rising)Warning: Read at your own risk. It would explain a lot. [2] However, Filch did always plead to Dumbledore to permit him to use corporeal punishments on the students, a request that was never granted, which became a primary reason why Filch preferred Umbridge as head of the school. Oh, yes hard work and pain are the best teachers, if you ask me It's just a pity they let the old punishments die out hang you by your wrists from the ceiling for a few days, I've got the chains still in my office, keep 'em well oiled in case they're ever needed Right, off we go, and don't think of running off, now. We Go Way Back: 25 of the Best Historical Fiction Books of the Past 10 Years, The Bestselling Books of the Week, According to All the Lists, New Releases Tuesday: The Best Books Out This Week, 11 of the Best Shnen Manga to Read in 2023. Once there, Slughorn said that he had not issued him an invitation. Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor by cloneserpents - In this beloved erotic comedy with over 1,000 reviews, Harry leads his friends on a Horcrux hunt after reading a magical book that gives him special powers. As Severus Snape was a very strict and somewhat cruel teacher, Filch respected that and acted a loyal subordinate to him. Umbridge and her Inquisitorial Squad then managed to catch the students leaving the Room of Requirement and Harry Potter, head of the organisation, was taken to the Headmaster's office while joined by Umbridge, Edgecombe, Deputy Headmistress Minerva McGonagall, the Minister for Magic Cornelius Fudge and his Junior Assistant Percy Weasley, and two Aurors. Didnt find what you were looking for? InBustle by yeaka, Quidditch star Oliver Wood has to deal with adoring fans and his raging desire for his boyfriend Percy. Under Umbridge, Filch walked around in an extremely good mood. He's thrilled to be going to the only place he considered home. After the battle, he returned to his position of caretaker, as he was immediately seen sweeping near the Great Hall. How have I made myself sad writing a crack fic? Not enough for you? [26], Later in the school year, Filch was speaking to Snape and Madam Pince in the Potions Classroom when he was introduced to Brazilian exchange student Alanza Alves by Jacob's sibling. This series is a collection of one-shots in which Hermione explores several different lesbian relationships. Despite the fact that Filch never directly participated in the, Interestingly, Filch's love of medieval punishments would finally be achieved when the actor who played him in the films, David Bradley, would go on to play Lord Walder Frey in the famous. If you ever wondered what it would be like if Hermione Granger was a lesbian, check outThe Exploits of Hermione Grangerby WhereTheBerriesBloom. He wanted Lockhart to stop, but was powerless. Still Waters Run Deep by sarhea keeps with the Hermione/Percy pairing and reminds us that prim and proper doesnt mean passionless.. Harry Potter Fanfic Harry And Hermione. [17] Filch stored the map in a cabinet marked "Confiscated and Highly Dangerous". Malfoy, however, never showed up and instead tipped Filch that there would be students out of bed in the Trophy Room. As Dolores Umbridge was a sadist who enjoyed torturing students, Filch could relate to her views on a number of levels. On 14 February 1989, Filch attended the Valentine's Day Ball with Pince. [81] The caretaker stayed in the Castle during the battle,[82] although it is unknown how, as a Squib, he participated in the battle; perhaps he stayed to tend to the fighters' injuries or to aid the Hogwarts forces with his extensive knowledge of the Castle layout and secret passages. [18] Although Filch was a Squib and could not make the map work properly,[18] he did know that it was called the Marauder's Map. Book Riot no longer promotes J.K. Rowling in light of statements she has made against the trans community. ENEMIES OF THE HEIR, BEWARE", causing Filch tremendous stress and concern: he believed that Harry Potter was the one who petrified her, as he knew that Filch was a Squib. If you like a good threesome,A Nightly Strollby TigerLily8806 might be more your speed. [82] He presumably kept doing what he was used to: punishing the students and arguing with Peeves the Poltergeist, even under the new Headmistress Minerva McGonagall. [43] Filch searched both the dungeons,[42] the Astronomy Tower and the Owlery,[43] but found no sign of him. Well, he thinks so, and he intends to act on it. Listopia Harry Potter FanFiction All of the best novel length Harry Potter FanFiction stories. Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes. He knew how it felt to be ignored, so he gave special care to pay attention to his studentsnot only in regards to their studies, but to their mental health, too.Remus Lupin was the first person to notice what Harry was hiding, and he was the first adult to care enough to do something about it. by phantompopcorn, Ron gives Hermione the best kind of birthday present. After readingHarry Potter and the Cursed Child,I felt a little cheated that Scorpius and Albus Severus didnt end up together. Harry Potter Wiki is a FANDOM Movies Community. Manage all your favorite fandoms in one place! Destiny is not written in stone Harry starts a new path for his life in the summer after second year. [82], When the Death Eaters marched to Hogwarts Castle with Harry Potter's "dead body", Filch stood by Pomona Sprout, Poppy Pomfrey, and Horace Slughorn with a gloomy expression on his face. Filch thanked the student for their help, despite his usually grouchy nature. Years later, he's determined to make Harry more than a friend. Harry wanted him to do stuff for money, so Gilderoy naturally did as he was told. If youre into other canon pairings, many of the more conventional pairings are often included in non-canon erotica. [45], After Sirius Black's second break-in in the evening of 5 February, Filch bustled around the corridors boarding up everything from tiny cracks in the walls to mouse holes. He also asked the Headmaster to let him use the shackles on Jacob's sibling as they were, in his eyes, very rebellious for facing the Cursed Vaults[84], Sniff around, my sweet, they might be lurking in a corner.Filch talking to Mrs Norris, Possibly the only being in Hogwarts that Filch actually liked was his beloved cat, Mrs Norris. - " --", . Inanimate objects get involved inFirst Encounterby Lyris Malachi. A mysterious little boy named Harry moves in next door to Draco Malfoy, and he's determined to make him his friend and learn all of his secrets. A Question of Valueby Inell pairs Hermione with Percy Weasley on the Quidditch Pitch. He left Harry and ran to find Peeves, excited that he might finally be able to pursuade Dumbledore to kick Peeves out of Hogwarts. The next year, he was responsible for recognising Dark objects that were brought into Hogwarts. In Happy Birthday, Hermione! Argus Filch was a Squib and the caretaker of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry since around 1973. After the Gryffindor Quidditch team's practice on 24 October, Mrs Norris saw Harry Potter who was covered in soil and dirt. Filch, unaware of what was happening, came to Professor McGonagall shouting that students were out of bed. Any necessary warnings will be at the top of each chapter, and a little summary will be there as well if you're reading this for the meagre plot included (There's no discernible reason you would be, it's smut) and don't want to read that particular chapter. What's this racket? They were saved by Quirinus Quirrell, who vouched for them while passing by. Harry has won the Triwizard Tournament, Cedric is dead, and Voldemort is back. [74], I'd appreciate it if you stopped trying to inch me closer to the shackles, Mr Filch.Jacob's sibling talking to Filch in his office. So far anyone who had so much dared to glance at the dark forbidding space between the Weasley womans legs had been turned to stone. Gilderoy would do anything for Harry Potter, whom he was the biggest fan of for years. [77], He admitted he liked that "Madam Pince won't stand for rule breaking" and he liked it "in a witch". [46][47], In October, Filch underwent an extra-thorough cleaning of the Castle and acted ferociously to any students who forgot to wipe their shoes. InA Perfect Dream World by arobynsung, everyones favorite Quidditch girls Alicia Spinnett, Angelina Johnson, and Katie Bell get together. Filch usually wandered around the school corridors with his cat Mrs Norris, trying to catch students breaking the school rules and complaining about Peeves the Poltergeist. [23] Following this, Jacob's sibling and Nymphadora Tonks conspired to scare Filch from his office to retrieve the notebook. M/M erotica continues to dominate Harry Potter fanfic, but there are still quite a few notable lesbian stories out there. Some Romione erotica highlights from other authors: In Midnight Swimby lrthunder, Hermione finds Ron skinny dipping, and the situation quickly escalates. Modified 3 years, 4 months ago. [9] During the Battle, when the Death Eaters marched towards the Castle with Harry's "dead body", he was clearly solemn as he stood by Horace Slughorn, Pomona Sprout, and Poppy Pomfrey,[82] despite all their differences, as his death meant the victory of the Death Eaters. It's me, Harry." Harry said calmly. [51], At the end of the year, champion Cedric Diggory was murdered, while everyone learned from Harry about Lord Voldemort's return. Fanfic author JessWithOneEss is out there killing the Romione game. I am legitimately sad about it now. The only thing that is known is that he respected many of them, and did what they say without question. Filch almost caught Harry Potter, Ronald Weasley, Hermione Granger, and Neville Longbottom, but they successfully managed to hide in the Forbidden Corridor as Peeves refused to share any information with Filch. Ships included in the order that they're tagged. [35] Filch was obsessed with keeping the Castle neat and tidy, and was infuriated when students made a mess with potion ingredients, or forgot to wipe their feet. [47] During the Hallowe'en feast on 31 October, Filch wore his mouldy old tailcoat and added chairs to accommodate Igor Karkaroff, Olympe Maxime, Ludovic Bagman, and Bartemius Crouch Senior at the Staff Table. Before he can process these recent events, he and many others are invited to the Room of Requirement to read a very special set of books. During their next meeting about the Ball, Filch brought it up and Pince was eventually convinced. When you buy through these links, we may earn an affiliate commission. [65], After the skirmish between Umbridge and the Forbidden Forest centaur herd and the Battle of the Department of Mysteries on 18 June, Umbridge was confined to the Hospital Wing in what Madam Pomfrey said was a case of shock. [16] When she was Petrified by Salazar Slytherin's Basilisk, Filch was devastated and started sobbing, which made Harry Potter feel slightly sorry for him, though he felt a lot more sorry for himself, fearing he might be expelled. Were giving away a stack of our 20 favorite books of the year. [65], Inspired by the twins' legendary flight to freedom, a great number of students wreaked havoc in the school: Lee Jordan[66] put Nifflers into Umbridge's office, which promptly tore the place apart while searching for shiny objects and leapt on Umbridge when she entered, trying to gnaw the rings off her fingers. [54] Umbridge was a sadistic woman who, like Filch, enjoyed torturing and punishing students. With so many compelling characters in the Potterverse, its no surprise that non-canon erotica makes up the majority of the erotic Harry Potter fanfic out there. You've been stealing! This is a Triwizard clue! Harry really did love him to allow him such an honor. Oh God Not Again! Harry didnt want to react this way. The dark side of Gilderoy Lockhart's one-sided love for Henrietta. There are quite a few episodes already, so if you want to get your Harry Potter erotica fix while on the go, this podcast is your answer! 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