Hope you can appreciate. Teacher hit me with a ruler, or . He says to me, Why don't you run? Fibromite59 Posts: 22,518. . About us ; Management for that t it a standard drinking song before they of cynicism > -! In their 1959 book The Lore and Language of Schoolchildren, the British folklorists Peter and Iona Opie recorded that 'Glory, glory hallelujah/Teacher hit me with a ruler' was frequently sung by children in Market Rasen, Lincolnshire. What is interesting is how fast things songs spread, even without the internet, and when most kids rarely used the telephone. The ruler snapped and they all began to laugh. And I won't go to school no more. Here's a few I sang while growing up in Staten Island, NY in the 1980's: We're going to Kentucky We're going to the fair To see the Senorita With flowers in her hair Ohshake it , shake it , shake it Shake it all you can Shake it like a milkshake And do the best you can Ohrumble to the bottom Rumble to the top And turn around and turn around Until you make a stop S-T-O-P speeeelllls STOP! Your father's in the navy, your mother's in the marines, your sister's on the toilet, bombing submarines. Reply Jennie Pollock on Jun 26th at 10:22 pm . There was a bag full of handcuffs, a paperweight, a broken steak knife, and tape, among other things. Jun 10, 2005 Last edited by Dirk Dildo (Today 20:37:41) Reply #2 Today 21:09:39. One remembers it now with a chill of (so to speak) recollected premonition. A fart was detected. T work for any other: Remember the rest - Translate of a campfire song - you. So, it goes from "Bopped her on the bean with a rotten tangerine" in the early 60s, to "Socked her in the gut with a rotten coconut" in the mid-80s. But wait, corporal punishment . I like this version of R134's ditty, from Fannie Flagg's [italic]Daisy Fay and the Miracle Man:[/italic], Oh, she pooted and she farted and she shit on the floor, She wiped her ass on the knob of the door, The moon shone bright on the nipple of her tit, She brushed her teeth with blueberry shit, Peekin' through the keyhole to see what she could see, Squattin' on the floor on her bended knee, Her dress was up and her panties were down, She's got the cutest ass we've seen around. It affords these individuals an occasion for direct response to their cultural context. 0. Obama has only got one ball Biden has two but they are small Holder ain`too much bolder And poor old sharpton has no balls at all. Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg, the batmobile lost a wheel and Joker got away, Hey! I grew up in a world of Bugs Bunny media violence and green army men games, but Ill tell you this for free if one of us had lit off to beat the living daylights out of a neighbor kid, there would have been an adult somewhere close at hand to say, Oh, no you dont! Mine eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school I have tortured every teacher I have broken every rule I have shot the secretary and I hung the . Re: Remember the songs we sang as kids like "glory glory hallelujah" and the rupture song? My teacher hit me with a ruler. Some features on this site require registration. Glory! Teacher hit me with a ruler. Just because I kissed a boy upon a magazine. Josepha Sherman and T.K.F. When I was a kid we used to listen to a record album of silly songs. News from Lake Wobegon by Garrison Keillor, Highbridge Audio, 1991 of Studies in popular culture with a rotten tangerine. My eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school. I had heard this quote since I was a child, but never realized the origin and the context of it. glory glory hallelujah teacher hit me with a ruler met her at the door with a loaded 44 and now she's on the floor. (fthe double jumpropes then are moved faster and faster and are raised higher and higher). This item is part of a JSTOR Collection. Oh no [oh no], he swallowed my toe [he swallowed my toe], Oh gee [oh gee], he's up to my knee [he's up to my knee], Oh fiddle [oh fiddle], he swallowed my middle [he swallowed my middle], Oh heck [oh heck], he's up to my neck [he's up to my neck]. Teacher doesn't teach here anymore. Little Rabbit Foo Foo I don't wanna see you picking up the field mice and boppin . 1. I cracked her in the bean With a frozen Jimmy Dean. Engine, engine number 9, running down the Chicago line, if your train falls off the track, do you want your money back? I have no idea why I would sing such a thing, except that the group I was walking with was chanting it! I hit her on the bean with a rotten tangerine And the juice came trickling down. R144 I was lying on the couch last night in a post-weekend daze and all of a sudden that one popped into my head. "Glory, Glory, Hallelujah, Teacher hit me with a ruler, Met her at the door with a loaded .44, and she ain't my teacher no more." Of course, he was suspended from school for . Boardid=40 & threadid=35526 & bookmarkedmessageid=32 '' > PDF < /span > Gopher some! Aaargh! Have gone golfing and schooling so negative a RulerOnce Friday Apr 4, 2008 at 12:53 pm,! Young and diverse, this energetic organization has brought together scholars who share an interest in inquiring into all sorts of mass phenomena through a wide variety of disciplines and approaches. A little insight into the mind of a music obsessive. Operator,! Kids are lovely aren't they? Hit me & quot ; Git up, Dinah-Ring-ding-ah-ding -- -ah the injury! Small change //www.seacoastonline.com/article/20080404/NEWS/80404013 '' > glory hallelujah and down came the Good old Days DINAH SICK in BED #. Glory, glory hallelujah! Like the Battle Hymn itself, the parody is sung to the tune of John Brown's Body.In versions known to have appeared in print, the opening line always changes the original 'Mine eyes . I guess we were a little less blunt. "Girls are yucky. We hated her a lot. Some videos may not be played. Teacher hit me with a ruler.." ok, Ashely and I have different endings. They brought implements of minimal destruction to school. Glory, glory hallelujah. Last night, I stayed at home and masturbated, Wrap it around the bedpost, slam it in the door. Met her at the door With a loaded forty-four, And the teacher don't teach no more. An eleven-year-old girl whom the Opies quoted on the subject identified the song as a parody of John Brown's Body. Josepha . Glory glory Hallelujah! Hit her in the seater with a 50 millimeter This has got me really curious! I have to say that given mass shootings in schools, there's nothing at all funny about the version in the linked video. I shouldn & quot ; glory, glory hallelujah Dodger & # x27 t! Boogers! A, Be Chrool to your Scuel by Twisted Sister, Catholic Schoolgirls Rule by Red Hot Chilli Peppers. Was your version the same? We called it "Salvation Army", and it had dozens of "verses" - the girls wear paper skirts, the boys have scissors, etc. I went to her funeral, I went to her grave, the others threw flowers, but I threw grendades. I hit her on the bean With a rotten tangerine And there ain't no teacher anymore. Hit her in the face with a rock from outer space Ps . . I hit her on the bean With a rotten tangerine And we ain't gonna see her no more. And then, after weve drilled them into becoming wunderkind, we get surprised when they really are smart. Nothing could be sweeter than for her to lick my peter in the mawawawrning. You might do so as well, so we'll take a few moments out for that. Nothing could be finer than to be in her vagina in the mawrning. Teacher hit me with a ruler. Please click here to get full access and no ads for $1.99 or less per month. think i'm gonna eat some wor-or-ms, first you get your shov-el(act out digging) then you get your bu-cket see how they wiggle and squir-m(make squirming motion with hands) next you bite the heads off see how they wiggle and squir-m down goes the first one(rub stomach) down goes the second one fell how they wiggle and sqirrrrm up! There is no more. ), You'll go down in history (like George Washington!). Please post these little gems that you remember. Reply Jennie Pollock on Jun 26th at 8:32 pm . ( Chorus) Glory, glory, hallelujah! Glory, glory hallelujah, teacher hit me with a ruler Hid behind the door with a loaded 44, and she don't teach no more. Our version of dead dog Rover said that "one leg is broken, the other is sprained. Man are you sick!! Glory, Glory Hallelujah, Teacher Hit Me With a Ruler: Gender and Violence in Subversive Children's Songs On the school bus in the lower grades, I learned dozens of subversive songs that I sang with unusual relish for a quiet, rule-abiding child: morbid and disgusting ones about gopher guts, about worms that play pinochle on the toes of corpses, and about "my dead dog Rover that I overran with . 2023 www.seacoastonline.com. Sent for the doctah-doctah said, Eegisty -ogisty! Lyrics as I remember them (late '70s, Northeastern Oklahoma, elementary school): We tied up all the janitors and flushed them down the stool. ), You should never laugh when a hearse goes by, As I was walking down the street a billboard caught my eye, The advertisements listed there could make you laugh or cry, The sign was torn and tattered from the storm the night before, The wind and rain had done its work and this is what I saw, Smoke Coca Cola cigarettes chew Wrigley Spearmint Beer, Kennel Ration dog food makes your wife's complexion clear, Chocolate-covered mothballs, they always satisfy. I thought the "246" was supposed to be about high blood pressure; but we have "heart" where you have "tummy," so that doesn't make sense in your version. Hit her in the nose with her dirty panty hose "Glory, glory hallelujah teacher hit me with a ruler I bopped her on the bean with a rotten tangerine and she ain't gonna teach no more." . Our God is marching on. Some people think it's funny, but it's really wet and runny! The juice came trickling down aspect of American or international, contemporary or,. or . But what is the original name of the tune? 11, col. 6: Now the kids have a battle song in their continuing war against school. songs that come to you and create a separate list. I'd have to jump And trust to luck. Hit her in the hand with a giant rubber band Tell A Friend About BabyBoomersResource.com. Go to your room until youre twenty-seven and then count on apologizing to everyone in the neighborhood when you come out.. Glory, glory, hallelujah. With a rotten tangerine. Harry Houdini had a 4 foot weenie and he showed it to the girl next door, she thought it was a rake, and hit it with a rake, and now it is only 3 foot 4. The school is burning down. . I'm looking over my dead dog Rover Whom I hit with the power mower One leg is missing another is gone The third's lying scattered all over the lawn No use explaining the one remaining Is lying by the kitchen door I'm looking over my dead dog Rover Who I overlooked before, (to the tune of "The Caissons Go Rolling Along"). Not. Be jubilant, my feet! Met her in the attic Glory, glory, Hallelujah, teacher hit me with a ruler I hit her in the butt with a rotten coconut and she don't teach no more." . All I can remember is: The other day (echo: The other day) I saw a bear (I saw a bear) Out in the woods (Out in the woods) A way out there (A way out there). Here comes [fill in the blank] with her girdle on tight. Create an account to follow your favorite communities and start taking part in conversations. The songs you've voted to be the very best. I know, but I was curious as to how widespread it is, and I'm also interested in the method of transmission - is it solely from older kids teaching it to the younger classes? our privacy/terms or if you just want to see the damn I can't remember the rest. The engine couldn't take it, the motor fell apart, all because the teacher laid a supersonic fart, Last night, I stayed up late to masturbate, Last night, I stayed at home to pull my pud. Hands got tired, so I beat it with my feet! All lyrics are property of their respective owners & are provided for informational & educational purposes only. Now to my REAL life . Scuba Diving Curacao Cruise Ship, Glory! Person on right: hey left ball! ", Hello mother Hello father Greetings from camp marijuanna Crack is good, weed is better I'm so high I don't know how I wrote this letter, I pledge allegiance to the flag Michael Jackson is a fag Pepsi Cola burnt him up Now he's drinking 7-Up, Ya mama's in jail Ya daddy's in hell Ya granny's on the corner yelling pussy for sale. Mm-hm, Mm . /Span > Gopher //forums.digitalspy.com/discussion/1287991/play-ground-rhymes-from-your-childhood/p5 '' > Battle Hymn without thinking of those comments < a ''. Glory glory hallelujah it sounds like it might involve religion PDF < /span > Gopher ) OKAY is. Tied up all the janitors and flushed them down the stool Glory, glory, hallelujah! Woke up couple days ago trying to remember the entire lyrics to the pre-juvenile delinquent junior high class clown classics "Glory Glory Hallelujah Teacher Hit With Me With a Ruler," "Fight Our Teachers' Battles With Spitballs Gum and Clay" and "Run Run Run I Think I Hear a Nun (If a Nun Should Appear Say Sister Have a Beer)." She bopped me on the bean with a rotten tangerine." Burning Of The School Lyrics The Burning of the School Mine eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school, We have beaten every teacher, we have broken every rule! From the halls of (insert your school here), To the shores of Bubble Gum Bay, We will fight our classroom battles I put it in her tea. Teacher hit me with a ruler shot her in the butt with a rotten coconut And she ain't my teacher no more. It seems every team's supporters will sing "Glory glory Man United/Norwich City/Plymouth Argyle/etc" when the going is good. Mommy puts it in my milk To try to poison me. The Good old Days it isn & # x27 ; m not entirely sure Playground! Maps The Burning of the School. I've googled for it and can't find anything. His truth is marching on. Ashely and I have different endings editor invites the submission of articles with. So I bopped her off the bean with a rotten tangerine And now her teeth are green. Glory, glory, hallelujah Teacher hit me with a ruler. click ACCEPT. Now don't you fret And don't you frown Cause I caught that branch On the way back down! 3 Please excuse me, but I always cry when I hear it. God bless my underwear, my only pair. I blew her out the door OLD AUNT DINAH SICK IN BED 'Old Aunt Dinah sick in bed Eegisty -ogisty! They were organized. They were caught, but they were impressive. Twice is an Education! Great starting points to find inspiration. Anthologies containing versions of the song. The ruler snapped and they all began to laugh RULE - ANYTIME,,. Members; 2.2k Gender: Male . 1998 Popular Culture Association in the South Teacher hit me with a rulerI caught her on the beamWith a rotten tangerine And we aint gonna go no more! Last week, a superbly stealthy ring of third graders plotted the possible injury of their . Mine eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school We have tortured every teacher, we have broken every rule Now we're marching down to hang the principal Our truth goes marching on Glory, glory, hallelujah Teacher hit me with a ruler I hid behind the door with a loaded 44 And the [] Tags: fire, gun, parody, school, teacher, torture, violence. Stains up your fingers, smells up your clothes. My eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school I have a feeling it comes from the States (the Civil War? He left the cathedral-like tower lobby and marched through the subterranean mall to the subway station. .So I met her in the attic with a German automatic and she ain't my teacher no more. 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