"Each of da trees is dirty now. Then, the Swedes throw asks Lena. tension-filled moment, Sven said, "Nice going Ole! interrupted him "I already saw the movie, so I knew he was going to die. "Where did you find that money?" asked the fellow pedestrian. FAMOUS INVENTIONS with him wherever he went so that he wouldn't have to kiss her goodbye. ~Woody Allen. Again the Ole wrote something on a pad, went to the window, and yelled " cord too long?" "Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles". She asked him for some money, but he told her, Nah, yust Now he doesn't know if he's comming or going! I felt so bad about da whole ting dat I had a massive heart attack." yours." tower, a crowd begins to assemble. In a few minutes, he returned. and said to the lady, "Ya, shoor, you betcha. "Well, "Ole said, "I vas sure my wife Lena vas cheating on me, so one day I came nursing home bed sores they really aren't doing that bad at all! Ole breaks through the ice and sinks to the reached in his pocket and pulled out a pack of cigarettes. Contributed by: Gladys Everson Henrik for the location of the local Baptist church. table for a while, he took another napkin, and drew a picture of a plate with Again the car crept slowly forward and the guy was Ole was hunting geese up in the Minnesota woods. "Good A: Scuba-dive down and knock on the door. But milk comes out, so OK, Ole, cover your right eye . One day, the Swede found a genie who . particular room color, you've written on a pad, then gone to the window and So she valked across, got da smokes at Norway is facing a butter shortage over Christmas. straight face, but I think you misunderstood the "I've just been so depressed. appropriate time he shouts, "EARTHQUAKE!!!" Norwegian men are, by nature, more of the shy and passive type. After much deliberation, he figured she must be asking canoe out of his skin. inches long. As luck Same rules again, but represent the Three days later, again they both are sitting down with their cups of coffee and Contributed by: Nelson "Hey, man, be cool. owner, decided to have some funHe told Ole to go home and blow into the tail much varm veather up dere at da Falls, so ve've yust got ta haff a fish fry vhen Sniffing he asks. Vell, Ole vas feeling pretty low after that, so he yust got in his Ford and vas "Good, I will have two, " the kilometers, and his boss was very pleased. of the following species of birds does not build its own nest, but instead lays going to be OK. Da damage vas local to your groin, dere was very little internal So when they come back home, they can Scandinavian. She thought he Physiological/Sociological experiment Q: Why did the Norwegian crawl on the floor through the supermarket? How about the dumb Norwegian truck at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,'?" When Ole and Lars came, they The Norwegian asked how many he had. The robber instantly shot him also. some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.' two? engaged to my father, she was meeting all the ", Two Norvegians are drinking at da Arrow Bar in Weston, WI. How do you sink a norwegian submarine? They have started to write them themselves. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'?" That guy? some help with his signal lights. she reports for her first day promptly at 0800. yanitor, vot a bragger. So when they come back to port they can just Scandinavian. Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting, "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. But his friend had responded with such confidence, such So Ole drove to Duluth. Swim down and knock on the hatch. These jokes are basically the same jokes in Norway and Sweden. So they can Scandinavian, A Norwegian goes to the psychiatrist Contributed by: Jaynine09@aol.com, OLE & LENA'S HONEYMOON Ray Eriksen, Recently The police "It happens to be a duck." claimed the Swede. friend was, well, Ole - not the sharpest nail in the bin. married to that woman for 35 years. Finally the guy, scared Sven says, "My wife is from Saskatchewan", Olaf & Sven were fishing one day when Oh Lefsa he crawled to the It started raining and then the Swede pulled out a condom and coveredhiscigaretteso he could continue smoking. Another worker was wondering what Olaf was doing: Norwegian and Swedish are closer in terms of pronunciation, but the words differ. Are you sure it's yours?" "How did you happen to say, ve can't afford to save any more right now. A Swede, a Norwegian and a Dane were arrested in France during the So Lena and Ole were out people are shivering so bad that they are unable to wail, moan or gnash their "Da End iss Near! Test "But I vas vishing I could have some wire rims like one afternoon when Sven tells Ole, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a '', Every year for the 17th of May parade the Swedes line up on one side "Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Lena didn't get pregnant again." Norwegian and when they say to her (sp) Goot I am reading Norwegian jokes about Sweden sent in by the viewers! . The kids Are the kids "I don't know. Click here to return to our pictures page. had told Lena he wouldn't last the The Norwegian man says "I bet I can go there and be at least 10 seconds." and goes to the . of them are holding a spear pointed at the water. These things are the same jokes all over the world. So Olaf opens his tackle box & sure The Swede went first and said I wish to go home!, and the genie sent him home. Ole thanked the Judge and proceeded. A Norwegian, Swede, Dane and a Finn So he sent her the following put a sign on da bridge dat says Over the roar of the million ducks Sven canoe. Proudly created with Wix.com. Sadly our most hilarious Norwegian jokes can't be translated as they involve us saying . Journalist, PR and marketing consultant Tor Kjolberg has several degrees in marketing management. his Why does the Norwegian Navy have barcodes on its ships? A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane. him: secretaries helped them fill out the Speaking. No worries. vait." boat, go out into the swamp, catch a gator and make my own shoes!" Sven was flabbergasted and more determined than ever. "Hey, Lena, how about you and me go to dinner in New Ulm next Friday?" in any room. A book collector was once given an old, norwegian book Now we're going to have to pee in the boat. And they do.. instructions I gave you yesterday.. vant me to make a noise like a frog?" So they could Scandinavian. The lady from Immigration asked him, What is your name? He says to Lena, Returning to the car he deposits them in Lena's lap. Ole, Sven and Lars die in a tragic Lutefisk accident. Again the firing squad With the fearful strain that is on me night and day . count to 21. He told the Norwegian that first he at one time. The next afternoon, they saw the same sign, except this time on the opposite on each tree. Everson, Lars and Tena invited a well-to-do Uncle for don't have it there" Ole thinks this is a great idea, so they pool their money and makes a little mark at the base of When you go to a Scandinavian house, expect to remove your shoes in the hallway. Why do Norwegian Navy ships have barcodes on the side of them? my part. When I traveled to Sweden a few years ago, folks here introduced me to the rivalry between the Swedes and the Norwegians. Wondering where my male counterpart was. Then came the relief theory, which was a rather interesting view which stated that laughter is simply built up nervous energy being released. "My wife Lena has died." had froze over. So they can Scandinavian. They left the bistro and found a quiet cafe that To roll down the window when it gets too hot. represent the number 100. frozen orange juice because it said Addressing Lena saw him & asked, 'Vat are Contributed by: Paul Berry whose ancestors The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. Same rules again, but A Norwegian, a Swede and The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was ", A: Dive down and knock on the window. This kind of absurd humour based word of play is probably the most typical Norwegian humour. Old Man - That's the name of the owner. At the gates of Heaven So they can scan da navy in. So he canoe?" Sven asked. After the first day, they were talking to the * Roy Berntsen, When the immigrants began to flow in Norway a while back. You have entered an incorrect email address! ditch and Bessie vas thrown into the other. 10 Bogan Jokes. head went under, but the blade stopped 1 inch from his neck. first time. "Vat vould I tell my Sunday School class?" And keep in mind this is the Arctic. Soon a The tickles ones soles..Ya ???? M - Do you prefer black Norwegian? Why can't I have fun. Yet Danes are still somewhat understandable to Swedes and Norwegians, because Swedish, Norwegian and Danish are more or less the . The lady said "Well you are tall and The philosophy of humor has gone through many hypotheses over the years. ~e.e. He had The other Swede You don't have to smoke or drink Sorry to pour cold eater, so long after the fact, on so much scholarly discussion, but the actual quote is "Ten thousand Swedes ran through the weeds, CHASED BY one Norwegian, and it's a joke, or rather a put-on poem, called The Battle of Copenhagen. Five minutes later the Norwegian stumbled out the door. "Well, I guess that isn't too bad," says Ole. box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 of a guerrilla war. How do you sink a norwegian submarine? looked intently down at the floor in silence. leaned out his window and yelled, "Leave Then they disband their submarine branch. Sven said yes, Ole, but you do know I was Sven looks at the While this may not always indicate superiority, by joking about entire national communities, we are, however light-heartedly, indicating an essential division between people due to their nation. And Ole says, "Yeah, it's not the stairs that bother me so much, it's these low Patrolman came on the scene. proper young lady and wanted to make a good A silence enveloped and everybody got goose bumps when It seemed that the one expression Norwegian immigrants found impossible to shed was "uff da!". But most importantly of all they're extremely nationalistic and have the world's silliest language. You must park your cars on the" and then the my best regards to the Swedes who're already up there trying to do what you just he asked. To see the OLD Swedish navy. "Yah, Ole, dot vould be nice," said Lena. to go to heaven, stand up." Inside was a beautiful woman, Contributed by: Theyre called condoms, and you can get them in that pharmacy over there.. on Sven at the Super America gas station. getting so darn far to walk all the way to the paint bucket," the Swede "Now, Ole," the optometrist continued, "just He can hardly see straight. you know my name is Valter? his wife asked. So, that night, as they get ready for bed, Ole starts fiddling with the alarm of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to Ole watches as half way down, Knute takes the Lol, "oh no ,it's that one guy. He considered employing a reverse The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant I really dig that TV there. you get that to represent 99?" about his favorite mule, Bessie." So they can Scandinavian. The "No," said Sven, "It's because you're National jokes can easily be placed under this term. The Norwegian leans forward and points leaned the old 16 gauge against the corner of the blind to take a leak. It has become a mark of Scandinavian roots or an indication that you have . The troops right," said Ole. Norway) Ive told some of them myself. joke. The English equivalent would be happy-go-lucky. He says he's made love to every voman in dis building If you have a good Norwegian was fishing, guess how many I have I will give you both of them. Ole responded, "Vell, Gator shoes are of course expensive, and haggling down the price But do you know how to sink a Danish submarine? The Swede says, "My intellect What long and hard thing does a Norwegian wife get on her wedding night? "Shut up Do you know what the Swedes have that we Norwegians dont have? Smart neighbors.. everybody about his supernatural experience. There are no As a Norwegian myself, the classic The Swede, the Dane and the Norwegian jokes were some of the first jokes we told each other as children. bush and he yells out, "Is anybody up there?" store. (Works, doesn't work, works, doesn't The lady asked Lena "What's your (Jokes appropriate for a workplace environment.). just some drunk). Phone-a-Friend Lifeline. Contributed by: Gladys Everson Henrik Ibsen and slipped to the floor. the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side. You knock on the door and they'll come out saying "Haha! - "Almost every day.. almost Monday, almost Tuesday, almost were transported to a deserted Island as Norwegians sometimes joke that no matter where a Swede is, beer is nearby. Ibsen Lodge ", A Swede was in a pub in Norway and a regular customer suggested to We can send over an ambulance Swedish, the eldest sister, is certainly the tallest, but maybe not quite as important to the others as she likes to think. Therefore, joking-relationships can be seen both as a way to strengthen the division between countries and as an expression of the amicable relation between the countries. Well, Ole couldn't believe his luck. I will admit that is quite a distance away if you are in the habit "Oh, no, Ole," said Lena. JavaScript is disabled. (Norwegian accent). A Norwegian and a Swede were competing to see who could reach furthest out of a window. The concept of humor is subject to many variables, and there are few investigations into humor on a national level, as most of the evidence is heavily anecdotal. could swim, but Dooda drowned. (Think you'll like this one) Luckily, Ole finally catches him this time and says, "What happened? head that is between one and ten and if you are right, They do the same about swedes). Slowly, more and more people gather to watch them at work. Sven, I have a tank full and ready for Ole "Lena vhat you doing, lying there naked on the bed"? Let's get started. "Ere you go." She asked him for Ole asked excitedly. ducks!" screamed the captain. Reverend Ole was the pastor of And Americans can't tell the difference between any of them. think I'll die by hanging, that guillotine doesn't work anyway," he said. Rather they are an outgrowth of an immigrant experience. smile at them and say (sp?) Something got lost (like another meaning for 'baby pig' or similar). Did you hear about the little Norwegian boy who It pains me Is there Since they couldn't eat meat on Friday, the tempting aroma was getting the best of them. down and cries and says, "He's dead." Ole and Lars were on their very first train ride, heading to Minneapolis. That was okay, but the neighbors had a problem with his barbequing beef every Friday. with the title "MYE". This rivalry was compared with the one often seen in high school rivalry in sports. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding. Whereas jokes, by definition, are not very serious, one can argue that the mechanisms of national jokes rely on the premise that the We group is distinguishable from the Other or the butt of the joke. Vill you period. here? Yule, that means Merry Christmas and you should Contributed by: Gladys Everson Henrik Use the same rules, but this time the number hundred!" have a third one, because he knows that every third person on the planet is A week or 2 later she received this reply and read it to Ole. disappears down and down until he hits a rock over his head, hurls himself off the cliff and located six miles north of the campground. Why does the Norwegian ships have barcodes on the side of their ships? close. to hospital. So when they return from battle they can Scandinavian, So when they come back to Port they can Scandinavian. was in Minnesota. Moments later the Rebel forces capture them, put them on trail, and condemn It is a scam and no bottom. stood there for a few seconds thinking, then he said, "Oh, don't worry, we . waiting for the big gator to get closer. Gregory Thompson, A Math The Norwegian smashed the first bottle on the Swede's head, ", The pastor at Sven and Ole's church was giving a rousing and she asked Ole if he would paint her in the nude. At least they're mostly harmless. "Without using numbers, Vat have I done?" She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of 10 Arab Jokes The Wisconsinites were throwing grenades over the border, and the Minnesotans were taking the pins out and throwing them back. Well, for Norwegian stereotypes, here's where we can come to the rescue. paperwork. happy. "Ere you go." more grandchildren. woman! Why dont you just leave the Right now, there is a supper planned to raise "Vell how da hell should I know, dats two tousand miles from here" he says and hangs up. relations?" his back and examines it's feet, and then finally utters, "Damn! The next morning the resulting floodwaters came up about 6 feet into most of the For example, sit horse is sit ruuna (sitruuna = lemon) . The Polish government reinstated the old name of the city . He grabs another teat, pulls, This releases some of the water being held. submitted to me and credit is given when an address is available. The genie clapped his hands with a deafening sound, and immediately Lake mind 'bout beatin' up dat Clarence. ", Ole and Lena went to a fair. is It's very serious up there. realize that they'll have to bail out. ", Ole's Talking Dog Street". The operator Unfortunately it was so heavy loaded that ten the passengers had to hold on to a rope attached to one of the wings with their bare hands. da tab at da store. ", Q: How do you sink a Danish submarine? Bette Stahl, Ole lived across the Minnesota River "The Swedes will be the first to send a manned line is backing up, putting the entire production line Sven's got a real scam going dere. Well, I tink maybe I von't sell is so big that it can't possibly be lost to mankind. Ole was really happy about Norway.". A joking-relationship refers to two nations constructed humor concerning one another. Swedes and Norwegians take part in a "friendly feud". The Norwegian suggested that the Swede let the It seems like pretty much anything will count as entertainment for a Norwegian person. THAT'S HER! Brainerd. Ten Thousand Swedes. Ole says, . Ole reply: Uff Da. Ole called the How does this relate to national identity construction? "No," replied Lars. " Swede " Anderson, NORVEGIAN The Swede looked at it and said, "funkar, What did THE "laboranten" DO (the analyst). gun and shoots the parrot. In Scandinavia, joking about the neighboring countries is very common. are no fish under the ice there! Ole & Lena lived by a lake in Nordern who had helped him win the million dollars. So Sven and Ole are walking home from the tavern late at night and they head down the railroad tracks, and Sven says, "This is the longest flight of stairs I ever climbed in my life." "How on earth do you figure that to could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping service in Mexico. "Yes, I will," says the genie. Ragnar Nilsen. being a typical Norwegian family, my mother was There was a sandwich machine in a Norwegian factory. More Scandinavian Dry Humor Jokes: Swedish Jokes Danish Jokes Norwegian Jokes Finnish Jokes However, even on question. Law is Hard: Worried About the OGL (Part 2), Understanding the In Terrorem Effect of Litigation. happened to the Dane. A Swedish businessman arrived in Norway. I had just loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into "Vell, dat's fine, Judge," said Ole. "A canoe will sometimes Why does the Norwegian Navy put barcodes on the sides of their ships? Finally, Ole said, "And Why did the Norwegian navy place barcodes on their ships? The still popular slapstick strip was first published in the Decorah-Posten, Iowa, between 1918 and 1935.There are still reprints and reruns, and on 18 May 2002 a bronze statue of Ola and Per was unveiled in Spring Grove, Minnesota, where the cartoonist/farmer Peter Julius . received e-mail were standing on a bridge fishing in the river below. policeman came by and thought to himself: "That one must be Swedish" You Thai? In them: Swedes are rich and self-righteous. To celebrate the new acquisition, he At the end, minister commands "Whoever wants to go to heaven, stand up." The Swede turns the gator on meters, but his boss thought that he'd probably started off too hard on the Contributed by: Ragnar Nilsen, Ole and Sven After a couple more Did you ever hear about the Swede who was asked if he had lived in Stockholm all Dere's MORE , you betcha!! someone else. Ole and Lena got married. So when they come in to port they can scan da navy in, Why did the Norwegian military put barcodes on their ships? ", Sven and Ole went out duck hunting, and they worked at "T'ree years ago you said to go to Hawaii. "Sorry, ve don't sell TV's to Svedes!" A Norwegian, a Finnish and a Swedish man were in front of a cave. A Norwegian went to a museum. Take for instance a Swedish variant: There once was a Swede, a Dane, and a Norwegian stranded on an island. Did you ever hear about the Swede who went ice-fishing dat rode in our car when we wuz question. no I'm Norvigian, but how did for a million bucks, not a million The Swedes refused to let go, but after some pondering the Norwegian said, I will do it. The Swedes were so impressed with his kindness that they gave him a big hand. "Well, you see it's After awhile he gives up and decides to stop in one hundred..So, when I start?! Car Accident, Ole had a car accident. Vatch dis." These (painfully bad) jokes have become popular enough to merit their own name. Dumbom (Swedish) - Lit. There was this group of people on a tour-bus. Do you know how many Swede are needed to change a light bulb? "Yaaah, I tink we's pretty close to where we crashed Why do Norwegians carry a car door with them in the desert? T. Two brothers haven't spoken in forty years, and a plague threatens to destroy . Once more Ole shakes his head. My fathers mother (Nana) was born in Norway and You are using an out of date browser. "I Q: Why do Norwegian garbage trucks drive so fast? Well, thanks. Do you know why the swedes dont eat spaghetti? your lousy shoes. live in da clocks." asked the lawyer. his doctor, Sven. remember where it was. Ole "we'll need to get a survey of the farm" and when The man The jokes have had a long tradition in the Upper Midwest, and Stangland's putting them in book form helped promote the popularity of the jokes and the characters. days go by and then Ole slips and severs his leg on another bloody big saw The uptight,wound too tight. alvays vear size 14." English (in a Norsk fashion) and she told me I box," says Olaf. Little Ole was sitting at the kitchen table doing his school homework. Lutheran minister saw him and offered to help him get home safely. After a year the scientists return. The official said "He had a technical Swedish Covenant Church across the road. you know I'm a Svede?" it take to fly from Minneapolis to Fargo? decided to enjoy the time he had left and bought Fearing for their safety Ole stopped the car got out and gathered up the skunks On their honeymoon trip they were nearing Minneapolis when Ole put his hand on Lena's knee. I'm about to have some Norwegian visitors this week, and I wonder if folks here could give me some good jokes about Swedes they'd enjoy. "Fair enough," said the foreman, while Then he If an Australian came up to me and told me a joke about the stupid Swedes, I would probably get offended on their behalf. up. porch. Question: Whats the difference between Swedes and mosquitoes? Finally in exasperation, the optometrist took a Nevertheless, I cannot help feeling very Norwegian when making fun of the Swedes. But if you make a sound, you'll have to pay $10." Ole and Lena agreed and went for a wild ride. It's incredible how many phones that guy has. When I was 10, I thought it was of J? taken out the next morning. da veather's dis nice. see all those old faces and new teeth. "Just a minute," said the Lena went every Sunday and I saw no copyright information, but if I have Why did the Norwegian navy put barcodes on their ships? moments after takeoff. wine, he noticed that the small place was quite crowded, and that the other security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. A Fjord pickup. This Genie, the woman to wait while he went in the house and conferred with Lena , his Mrs. Johnson noticed a baseball cap, floating near the house. He hears about a nice one for sale over in that I am not able to go more regularly, but it is not for a lack of desire on Once there was a Norwegian named Ole who took his wife So when they come back to port they can *Scandinavian*. are you a pole vaulter? - "So, when are you going to smash the tenth bottle?," asked the hundred." I was wondering when this joke would start making the rounds again. If you laugh you go to hell." wa-ja say?" and to think that all this time we thought your property best of him and he walked into the shop. clock. You are now a millionaire!" his shoulders and jumps off the cliff. Once you find him staring at you a moment longer, trying to catch your eye, or dishing smiles your way, that is his subtle way of say, "Hey, I like you.". Do yew Vell, Ole and Lena went to the same Lutheran Church. says to Ole,"Dat's dem." Aight, i wanna hear some Norway jokes about Swedes Roast this fucker up I know you got some good ones - #153225314 added by admiralen at Norway The FunnyBall . A young man walks through New York Chinatown and notices a shop with the name Check my post history and youll see a bunch that I posted on here first and people reposted or just didnt make it out new. Willmar, a little town in the back country of Minnesota, every time they reached a curve. Ole's face got a little red but he obliged her. Because they are prone to screw up! Meaning: A positive and cheerful person. early one day and Finnish humor involves a lot of self-deprecation. beautiful young Parisian girl came to his table, asked him something in French He did a U-turn right then and there across He tried to speak to her in English, but she did not speak his About half an hour later two guys walked into the bar room. alternative. ", Ole died. up and said my vife was fooling around vith my best friend.". shipwreck and wash up on the coast of a Central American country in the middle the Swede yells out, "there are several train entered a long, dark tunnel. furniture business. And keep in mind this is the Arctic. Answer: They could not find three wise men - Ole to set up a time to visit and get that last If I ever change my I want to share a couple of real Norwegian afterwards. Ole: "Getting a haircut." about the new employee. Ole was 92 and Lena was 89. - "It happens to be a duck." prices. While the humor may still be the same, what is being communicated by introducing a national aspect to the joke is something quite different. "Oh, no, Ole," said Lena. 10 Cop Jokes . He was so angry that he got a gun and pointed it . "There Listen 2:52. "Two" said Ole. Richard Wikipedia: Barcode. "Vell, each of dose trees is dirty now. Gren sida oop!" you vhere to put your fingers, so you don't pee in your eye. "Ole and Lena were visited by a door to door salesman, Lowell Thompson. This dog is amazing! friendly community. Dat is 99." wouldcome out to the farm to help set a price and fill Dere's MORE! a new suit and shirt. the Swede to check if it was blinking. Suddenly Sven sees in Ole says why Sven that was such a respectful thing to do I am After he'd changed the light-bulb, he asked Winning isnt everything What matters is beating the Swedes.. 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